Hey everyone it's Jared.I usually only write blogs to promote new FNC projects, or too announce something awesome. But recently there has been a lot of rumors floating around, including a recent friend of ours bashing us on his live show. I have kept quiet for a long time about this whole situation, but recently more and more fans started to ask me about these rumors so I shall explain..
A couple months ago we did an interview on LuvChat.com . The old host "Poorman" use to havea big radio show many many years ago and was starting an internet show. FNCquickly became friends with his tech crew. The three of us did several interviewson his show and promoted the hell out of it. When we first did the interview he only had maybe 10 viewers. Then one night on there we brought him over 16,000viewers. I must say that is a huge audience to bring to a tiny show. One week I went on there and did the "Pizza Delivery Guy" prank.
Before I posted thevideo onto Youtube "Poorman" asked me to put a 1 minute promo in thevideo for LuvChat which I gladly did. That video today has over 145,000 plays. So 145,000 people have been exposed to the promo thanks to Me, Joe, and Kristin since we did NOT have to do that..We are just amazing people!
So time goes on and August rolls around, I was moving to South Carolina for college. Rudy the tech person at LuvChat at this time came up with a way to have us stream from two different locations, and make it look like we are in the same room. He said he would be more than happy to help us out for FREE since we helped out LuvChat so much. We all thought that was pretty badass of him and on that note RUDY IS THE MAN! haha.
So the week I move to South Carolina, Rudy and the rest of the tech crew walked out and quit LuvChat.Now that whole issue has nothing to do with us so I will just move on.
So Poorman Calls me up and says "Don't worry about your video we will get it up in a week or two"
So the next 4 weeks we did not have video. While waiting for Poorman to hire new tech people to work our video we decided to look at Rudy's original plan and make some changes so we could do it on our own. Around this time Poorman called me up and told me he wanted to pay us to put FNC Exclusivly on his "LuvChat Network" I told him no since well...he does not have much of a network and all of our fans already know to go to Stickam or our website to see it. But I told him I would do Webcam Games on his network since no other website would let me do it.
So he agreed that HE was going to pay me every week to do games on his network. So I made a website for the games where people can watch, chat and sign up. Once games started he told mehis website went from about 400 hits a day to over 2,500 hits a day. So again I was promoting his site.
After two weeks of doing games he calls me up and tells me to take the video stream and the chat room off of the webcam games website since his sponsor "Extenze" did not like it. So I took it down without any complaints.
A few days later Poorman calls me and tells me he is not going to pay me since I did not promote LuvChat enough. Which was pretty much a punch in the face to me since well...Weall know LuvChat has any viewers thanks to FNC. He then tells me I am not going to get paid for that week or ever do games on his site until I promote LuvFail I mean....LuvChat more.
I mean really dude? I don't promote LuvChat enough? Get your balding head out of your ass. It would be pretty funny to play everyone the voicemails you left me talking shit about Extenze and telling me how much they suck..I'm sure they would LuvChat that very very much.
Now I really don't care about the money he can keep it..Seems like he needs it a bit more than I do considering his website has dropped to just under 200 hits a day since I cut off connection with him.
I kept getting a emails from you guys letting me know he was ranting and talking crap about FNC. So Icalled him up a few times during the show, as well as off cam to see what hisproblem was. And every single time I called him he would act like he did nothing wrong and kept saying he never said anything bad about FNC.
So one night I tuned in randomly and the first thing I hear out of his mouth is "Fuck Jared and Friday Night Cranks. They did nothing for my show and Jared is a dick"
Meanwhile he is the one fucking me over left and right with his bullshit. He told me he was gonna startup his new show and call me to help us out with doing our video. It's been 2 weeks since then and he has not called me.
After all is said and done all Poorman cares about is money. He is not doing this for fun, for whatever fans he has left, or for the people that work for him. He just cares about his paycheck from Extenze. If you look at his numbers I don't know why Extenze is wasting thousand of dollars a week on his failing show. I laughed my ass off the other night. He said he was switching up formats of LuvChat because he was "Tired of talking to No-Named Youtube Celebs withonly 10,000 subscribers"
Now Poorman just to clarify let me look at YOUR Youtube page has a little over 1,000 subcribers,your site gets 100 unique hits a day (on a good day). You keep talking about how you WERE a #1 DJ and you have your own cable show and blah blah. But this is the INTERNET dude. Your not going to get anywhere pissing off everyone you come into contact with. Your format is not going to get thousands of viewers and fans right off the bat.
I told you that man
I told you how to market it on the internet
I told you which Youtube people would make your show interesting
Fuck bro I even TOLD YOUI would personally write comedy segments for your show to make it more interesting.
But on your show a fewdays ago you said "I don't have to listen to Jared he knows nothing about the internet"
Which is why FNC is one of the biggest live comedy shows, one of the most popular comedy channels, and www.FridayNightCranks.com is in the top 100,000 websites in the world.
Really dude get your shit together. If you feel like calling me to somehow "explain this misunderstanding" then go ahead.
But until then good luckwith your FailChat of a show, and you will probably be hearing from TeamThunderCunts sometime soon
. To be honest I have more respect for the fucking CAOP right now than I do for you and your show.