Win An Autographed Hat And Webcam From Friday Night Cranks!!
The "Prank Call Gone Wrong" AKA James prank call, has hit over one million plays on Youtube!
We are going to be giving away our old Webcam, as well as an FNC hat signed by the three of us!
TO ENTER:
Comment this blog with your favorite FNC prank call quote
DO NOT QUOTE SOMETHING THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN SUBMITTED
Winner will be selected randomly before the show on 6/19/09
GOOD LUCK!!
- Friday Night Cranks
We are going to be giving away our old Webcam, as well as an FNC hat signed by the three of us!
TO ENTER:
Comment this blog with your favorite FNC prank call quote
DO NOT QUOTE SOMETHING THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN SUBMITTED
Winner will be selected randomly before the show on 6/19/09
GOOD LUCK!!
- Friday Night Cranks




"12-6"(=
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actually no...my fave would have 2 be "Call me...call me freakin win win and slap a dress on me and call me sally" -loved it
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Thats What She Said !
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......and now my son is dressed like a bear trying to take advantage of his stuffed animals.
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a differnt ship was sinking if you know what i mean
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"Clothes... She's wearing like a little berret on her head and she's in a basket" - Walmart Prank -- Had me laughing so hard. Fantastic crank. Thanks Jared, Kristen, and Joe.
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yeah that was my fave to... well actually the its a tie between the ghost hunters one. PICK ME!
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"she is gone...she left a couple of years ago...she went to go fight in a bull ring in Africa..." haha amazing!! =D
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YOU:On a scale of 1-10 how good can it suck?
Vacuum GUY: I don't have a sucking scale unfortunately So i couldn't really tell you tell you that
YOU:I am sorry I am the uneducated one you are the one who is teaching me.
HAHA i love you guys!!!
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12 - 6 CLOUD
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"I was just making pancakes so i was chipper and you came up and you were like chippy" lol(=
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Thats what she said!! <3 LOL!!!
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The "Prank Call Gone Wrong"...
That one had me laughing from the start
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"The Moose has left the building"
-Stupid Mom Learns Myspace Talk (Prank Call Part Two)
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My favorite would have to be from The My Carpet Has Blood On It
"So pretty I had to eat her"
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Jared/James: Your'e gonna get mad at me
Mom: James, tell me where you are
Jared/James: I can't your'e gonna yell at me
Mom: James, just tell me where you are
Jared/James: mommy your'e gonna yell at me
Mom: no im not gonna yell at you, I promise
Jared/James: you promise?
Mom: I swear
Jared/James: ...I got high..
Mom: WHAT?!?!?
Jared/James:you said you weren't gonna yell at me!
Mom: alright where are you?
Jared/James:I...I..I....I can't
Mom: Please I promise you, just tell me where you are!?!?!
Jared/James: you said you weren't gonna yell at me!
Mom: No i'm not, I promise you.
Jared/James: huuhh, Im by the woods.
Mom: where?
Jared/James: Can you pick me up?
Mom: Yeah, where are you?
Jared/James: I really don't know.
Mom: James please, what are you doing to me?
OMG! I pissed my pants listeing to that over and over!
Jared/James: My clothes are missing....
Mom: wtf.wtf.wtf.wtf.wtf.
something like that, lol!
Mom: James, .....James, ......James, .....James, ......James!!!!!!
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I believe in Satan.
Ghosy Hunters Prank Call
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Jared: how long is it gonna take to get to my house?
man: i was just gonna offer you a rush shipping for-
Jared: WOOOOHOOOO!!! RUSH SHIPPING? oh yeah i like that, rush shipping, rush shipping, rush it to me, rush it to meee!! get it to me so i can start curing my bodyyy
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man: what kind of card will you be using?
Jared: oh it's gonna be a Mastercard!! WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!
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It has to be "it has a lot of RAM!" From "my computer thinks i'm gay" prank
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Kristin:WWOD... what would obama do.
Jared: I LOVE OBAMA...i would do obama.
Kristin:NO dont you want to be like obama. obamas straight.
Jared: I want to be like obama. I WANT TO BE BLACK.
hahahahaha----- my computer thinks im gay.
This youtube video was the first i saw of yours.... now i have see every sigle one.
PICK ME!
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"how good is it on the sucking scale?"
plz give me it my mom just lost her job, i really want a webcam, and my dad lost his part-time job. My family is doing really bad financly and i really want a webcam!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If your family is so broke:
A) how the hell does a webcam help?
THE ECONOMY IS FALLING, LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR JOBS
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Yeah She's right.
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Animal pornagraphy
"the sheep, The goat, and the lost horse!"
lmao!
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"Did my Woodsy get capped?"
ESPN Prank Call.
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Ghost Hunters:
Operator: How did you get rid of it?
You: Well, i got naked found a kettle drum and started playing!
Operator: Rly? That is exactly wat u are supposed to do!
You: Seriously? Even getting naked?
Operator: Getting naked... no... wat song did you play?
You: Oh, like kumbaya or humba shumba humba bubmba...
LOL If i dont win i dont care but keep it up!
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James where are you
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more or less?
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"P as in PENCIL."
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"well...thats what she said but i dont know"
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"GET OFF THE ROOF!"-direct tv call
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I posted before and didn't know I had to quote one..
"Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy"
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The Real Marlie and me!
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THATS THE NAME OF THE PRONO HER MOTHER WAS IN from longest prank call ever
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behate de fucking pla!!!!!
(spelling)
love u guys
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-direct tv call
you have to upload that vid =)
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"not a chance, poopie pants"
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Is james there?
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Quote: "That's what she said"
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"hickle dickle moi moi was the name of the porno her mother was in!"
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I love this show and cloud minus 6
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"I got high. WHAT?!?!?"
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"My computer says I'm gay."
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Can I please just get a medium wanton soup?
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"I shipped my dead cat"
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"What would Obama do?"
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"I lost my baby"
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Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy I LOVE YOU DADDDY
Can go jump rope daddy?
Yeah go outside and leave me alone >.>
Hope i won
Luv the show
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NONONO!! my fav is
"Say Hickle Dickle Moi moi"
"What?"
"Hickle Dickle Moi Moi"
Hahahaha
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"You ate my enchilada!"
"And what does that mean?"
"I'm going to kill you!"
Do I win yet?
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"So pretty I had to eat her"
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"My computer keeps saying I'm gay"
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"12-6 cloud" lol my favorite quote
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"A Glass of tea a day keeps the mailman away."
LOL
I Loooove you guys =P
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quote 12-6 cloud
i hope we win we love you guys and gals i love you!!!! hope we win
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"5X10 is 52!"
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I hope i get it heres my quote
"She is a simple slut"
Shirley Phelps prank call
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"take a midol, get a pad and shut up!"
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i slipped her the pill...
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I hope I win, I love the show,
"My name jimmy, I heard you messin around with my girl Lauren."
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ooh you ca put some sausage on my pizza big boy
from the pizza guy prank
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"Your lawn looks like crap."
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wheres james??????
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" I left my two year old baby inside your store in a basket "
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"So pretty i... had to eat her"
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So pretty I had to eat her.
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"A BEAR?!" I found this quite funny, as you had already told the Lost Pet hotline lady that it was a bear, named Smokey, and that it was black. You had also found it in the woods. The fact that it took her so long to figure it out, is quite funny.
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"Can I take a bite out of your taco?"
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"so if i slap it again, will i get the smallest grain of salt that you can only see out of the corner of your eye with the hubble telescope?"
slapchop crank
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QUOTE!!!:
Shirley Phelps:"You're going down town clown."
Jared: "Not a chance poppy pants!"
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Does Obama go to that storage space??
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james where are you??
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i love your guys show my quote is :
"how much is it per tit?"
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hey! Thats what she said =P
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i don't need you to yell sir.
24 hour locksmith prank call
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I love this show and so pretty I had to eat her lol
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"Not a chance poopy pants." One the shirley phelps episode thing. Halarious!
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"june 4th" Pedo wants to party
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(inward scream)what the hell was the!?...(inward scream)
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"So Pretty I had to eat her."
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"My computer says I'm gay" -- Computer Says I'm gay prank call.
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i left my baby i wanna be a goood parent quoted by brandon
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on the front it says she was so pretty and on the bak it says i had to eat her
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hi my name is brendon
i think i left my baby in the store
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"Put the wiffle ball bat down!"
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Tiddy Bear Call
"BOOM TIDDIES"
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"june 4th" pedo wants to party
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Hello I would like to try to win the webcam!!!
"i've seen stiff on t.v. and they complain about the crotch"
PICK ME!!!
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what is playboy?
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"Fluffy,Fluffy, Dont go stay with me Fluffy!"
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"swear on every gallon of strawberry milk in asia" - the longest prank call over
that quote is definetly one of my favorite quotes
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"Can I take a bite out of your taco?"
Classic.
Keep up the good work guys!
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"Wait, so you are going to come over and play with my daughter and show her what's in your secret box of fun????"
No, listen to the call and see what she said. I did not say that. She said without even asking me or you that I was going to come over and play hickle dickle muy muy.
Wait. hickle dickle muy muy. That was the name of the porno her mother was in.
Oh, well she didn't tell me about that.
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wait, no my fav is not that one. my fav is from longest prank call.
"Have you ever looked the devil straight in the face and said...hi?
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from pissed off girlfriend call
"you will get over him i promise.i see your phone broke up like you and Joey."
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"This call will be recorded" lol, who cares... skype FTW
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I should have said "This call maybe recorded"
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"let me take a bite out of your taco"
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"they had a problem with the shipping so that all of the boxes where pre-open or sum crap like that"
animal porn an ipod
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"IS IT THOSE FREAKEN CHICKENS!" Ha ghost hunters prank call my fave lol
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Hey, it's fredsstate from youtube and stickam and I am your #1 fan and my favorite fridaynightcrank prank call is the squirrel in the christmas tree one. It is the funniest one ever! subscribe to me at youtube and stickam. peace!
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"The fourth one from the bottom, next to the chicken."
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"can i take a bite out of your taco?"
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"How big is the vacuum compared to a tree"
"I don't know, theres many different trees"
From the "Sucking Scale" Video, my favorite quote.
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"so pretty I...had to eat her." LOL
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"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!,"
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i love love love you guys show just to let you know im in your room friday night cranks1 fan "hickory dickery dock the chef wears the smock, the clock struck 1 we all had fun hickery dickery dock" stupid mom learns myspace talk
thanks
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"You put your cat in the oven? Was the oven ON?!" -Shipped Dead Cat With UPS Prank Call
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"I Took A Bubble Bath In This Hat!"
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"Is this the Dominoes where everything happened?"
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"Is This The Sausage Factory?"
hahaha, I loved that one, it was my favorite prank call. you guys keep doin what you do, pick me!
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"My cat, MEEEOW!"
Classic.
Keep up the good work guys!
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where james? my clothes are missing.
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Your last name? Colensworth. So that would be Collnigsworth. A g! A g! Did you put a g? Mhmmm.
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jesus freaking christ on crack time two
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"playboy contains up to date articles on fashion, finance sports in depth interviews, terrific fiction and photos of the worlds most beautiful women.
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"Sir, the letter we sent said 'Step 1: Buy a lawn mower.' That's what it said!"
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Hey Jared and kristen and Joe. I am your #1 fan and my favorite fridaynightcrank prank call is the squirrel in the Christmas tree. Make sure you subscribe and all to my youtube/stickam channel. Please pick me to give me the hat and/or the signed web cam. peace.
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"You put your cat in the oven?? Was the oven ON?!" - Shipped Dead Cat with UPS Prank Call
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"I said you don't have to bend over backwards for me thats my job cutie pututie." My computer thinks I'm gay Prank Call
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"But how do they disgaurdd it?! There needs to be a procedure they dont blend it?!"
"Sir there is no disgaurding procedure."
~Shipped dead cat with UPS prank call
hahahahha had me laughing for dayssss
hahahaha
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"Uh, well the last favorite thing had meatloaf on it..
(other guy):hahaha, that was funny. i needed that"
that was from the longest prank call ever i loved that one it was the best prank call, i have the whole video of it on my psp
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Jared: I'm sorry... That's a little example of what I have been dealing with.
Ryan: That's quite alright. She sounds very nice.
Jared: She is very nice... She is very nice.
Kristin: BUFFALO WINGS!!!
Jared: She likes to eat... a lot.
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"So I go in, sit down, and I'm watching them, and their killing eachother right? And I say, I wana do that!"
--(Karate Studio Prank call)
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"ONE! me! its for me! its not for anybody else on the face of this planet! i want a medium wanton soup! ok? so can i get a medium wanton soup?" "ok" "no, can i yes or no?" "yes, i say ok"
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"Can I order ze suasages at this factory?"
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"you put your cat in the oven?? was the oven on??" - Shipped dead cat with ups prank call.
lolzz
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"8214 P P as in pencil."
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love u guys
vacum call---" does it just suck or can it blow too?"
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"playboy contains up to date articles on fashion, finance sports in depth interviews, terrific fiction and photos of the worlds most beautiful women."
playboy magazine call. (:
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"But i'm payin' about two thousand a munnnth." -- Geico Prank Call (9:25 PM, June 5th
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"THATS WHAT SHE SAID"
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wher james? my clothes are missing.
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Jared:I got naked & found a kettle drum and started drumming.
Ghosthunter: OMG! That is exactly what you're supposed to do.
Jared:I'm supposed to get naked?
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Jarred- "The current company i'm with is kinda screwin' me up the butt right now."
Denis- "Oh, that not good.
Denis- "You're doin' it real nice."
Jarred- "That's what she said."
Jarred- "What's cha favorite color Denis?"
Denis- "That'd have to be white."
Jarred- "If ya ever see a drucken old lady, don't ever tried to confront her."
"I see."
Jarred- "I started that car up and drove that bitch down there."
These five quoats are from your last show. The prankcall to the auto company(Denis).
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"So I made my daughter put the kite in the car, and fly it out the window" -- Geico Prank Call.
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"Im a leo we're supposed to be best friends"
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"I like Obama"
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"I was speeding, it was in a cemetery, which is 5 miles per hour, I was going reverse on the wrong side of the highway"
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"I dont have a sucking scale, unfortunatly"lolol
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"umbrella coverage, and please don't say its for your umbrella"
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"After she was bleeding, I thought it would be smart to pour peroxide on her. But that's not the best thing to do to an open wound in the throat, I'm guessing. So I put a bandaid on it."
My Favorite FNC~ Squirrel In A Christmas Tree!
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"ARE YOU FERIZZLE MY NIZZLE?" -- Geico Prank Call.
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"did you ever have one of those days were you lost your wallet"
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"Barney Stimpleton your quote is..." --Geico prank call
hey guys love the show and especially the longest prank call ever!
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i pray to saitan
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barney: have you ever had one of thoes day where you were looking for something and it was on you the whole time?
Dennis: (laughs) can't sat that i have
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"55 square feet more or less?"
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Barney: 12-6
Dennis: 1206?
Barney 12-6 cloud
Dennis: it seems you have put the word cloud in there
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"have you ever pisses a nickel?"
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"12-6, Yes or No?"
Hilarious xD
"Geico Call (June 05, 2009)"
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there is blood on my crapet
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"12-6, yes or no? Cloud"
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!
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12-6 =6CLOUD OMG LOVE IT
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Twelve Minus Six.....Cloud
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girl: "so it seems like you kinda are looking forward to having the baby right?"
Jared: "yea, i mean i am, she is, i don't know about her husband."
That quote is from the Teen Crisis Hot line Call. Easily one of the best calls you've done.
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"AAAAAEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEIIIIIIAAAAAOOOOOOOOOEEEEIIIIEIIIIEIIIEIEOOAOOAOAOAOOAOOOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEEOEOOEOEEO"
(Jared's screech)
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My fav. phrase would have to be
"can I take a bite from ur taco"
lol U guys are amazin
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Jared- 'please im begging if all of the boys & all of the girls will just please if u seek amy'
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"Can you sing the rocky theme song with me?"
EPIC quote...
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Sir the letter said step one, buy a lawn mower!
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I love the show
my name is not winwin, winwin is frickin asian i am not asian
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*sccccreeeeech!*
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chika chika boom boom will there be enough room?
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what about miley cyrus
oh you mean that little girl
yeah her
oh shit is a slut (whatever she said)
oh i think she is cute
everyone took the good ones lol
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"BUFFALLO WINGS!!!" -Kristen
(Longest Prank Call)
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Barny: this camera is pissen me off
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"More or less?" Storage Facility Prank
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Ipod Prank Call...
"My son I dressed up in a Bear costume taking advantage of his stuffed animals!"
LOL I was craking up for hours =D
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"whats on Kristen's shirt" said by Jared in between prank calls after the Geico prank call on 6/5/09
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"Not a chance, poopy pants!"
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can i take bite out of your taco. hahahahahahahahaha
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"Not a chance poopy pants"
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CAn i have a bite out of your taco?
stupid mom learns myspace talk.
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So pretty, I had to EAT HER
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my fav. qoute is Hickle Dickle Moy Moy its great!!!!!
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"Between you and me I am home alone."
Luv you guys!
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Jared: "If I give them enough candy they will be calling me daddy."
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"walmart goes on lock down"
"well what was she wearing?"
"umm clothes"
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"another titanic is going down if you know what I mean" - friday june 5th 2009, live friday night cranks
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Netflix Prank
Turn off the tv
Why
Im sorry she is one of those little pissy things
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hickery dickory dock the chef wears the smock the clock struck 1 we all have fun hickory dickory dock.
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"God hasn't been helping me the last couple of months, should I pray to Satan?"
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The best line was "oonce oonce oonce, you're gay, you're gay, you're realy realy gay," from my comupter thinks im gay.
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"A different ship was sinking if you know what I mean."
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Today's live show 6/5/09
Jared: Don't Tell mommy
Kristen: Why?
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"you ate my enchilada" stupid mom learns myspace talk.
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"It's a sad good movie but not when a walrus is screwing a dolhpin"
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Yeah its a sad movie but not when a walrus is screwin a dolphin
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Jared:... and then some random dolphin figure comes out and it and the walrus start doing it
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"Don't tell mommy" "Why?" "Because then she will be mad at daddy." "Why?" "Just... Don't tell mommy" "Why?"
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Hold on to your tiddies!!
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"It's a sad good movie but not when a walrus is screwing a dolphin." Lol
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Shes in a picnic basket!
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If you seek amy.
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"It look like it was burned with that light scribe stuff."
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"daddy,daddy look im a dolphin"
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Jared: and then some random dolphin figure came out and it and the walrus started doing it
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I got naked and banged on a kettle drum like shing dong da da shing doy da da da da doy
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"God hasn't been helping me the last couple of months. Should I pray to Satan?"
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A different ship sunk if you know what I mean!
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DADDY I HAVE TUSKS
my new favorite from this episode
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"I think we can say she's out of the house" friday night cranks live
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Kristin: Hey shaun hey shaun you want to hear this really cool dolphin noise i can make now
Guy on phone: umm let me.....
Kristin: Ayyy ayy iiiii oiiiiioooo ayyyy
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Sean the Netflix guy: I'm 25
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" A couple months ago me and my wife was camping out in the woods as we stumpled apon this animal that we decided to keep not really knowing what it was."
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there's always gonna be another mounation
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HEY SEAN HEY SEAN HEY SEAN
DO U WANNA HEAR MY DOLPHIN NOISE??
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my favorite was when kristen shouted.'I WANT MY TIDDYBEARS!"
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"This is like the 50th time you broke the law. We did not break the law!"
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Jared: how late are you open?
Netflix: im 25.
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12-6cloud
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ay yai yai yai ( SHREIK)
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this will win "orrrr rrrrr rrrrr ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh im a walrus orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr orrrrrrrrr now im a dophin ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh orrrrr ahhhhhhhhh this isnt titanic orrrrrrrrrrr orrrrrr ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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My carpet has blood on it and im really scared!"BANG" AHHHHHH HOLY SHIT!!
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"Look Daddy, I can make dolphin noises!"
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Daddy i just got wip creamed!!
from the world of warcraft customer service prank call
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"its for me! Its not for anyone else on this planet!" Medium Wanton Soup!
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Jared: how are you
Sean The Netflix Guy: I'm 25
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"12-6 cloud" lol!!
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someone's already done that well:
person: what?
Jared: 12-6 cloud
person: 1200?
Jared: no 12-6 ClOUD
person: I don't understand you....
=)
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Yeah im naked and banging on a drum
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"im not a walrus"
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I think I left her in a basket
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Lady: We have either a pint or a quart.
Jard: I want a medium.
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"I watch Friday Night Cranks from 3am till 5am every friday night because i live in Norway"
Thanks for doing a awesome show Jared, Kristin and Joe! You guys are awesome and make million of peoples laught every friday!
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will you have 60 more or less boxes more or less? charine!!!!!! lmao storage facility prank
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Ohh Dad I just got raped....WOW Prank Call
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look daddy i have tusks!
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"wE'RE GONNA POST THIS VIDEO UP ANYWAY!" HAHAHA EPIC, BTW DO U PLAY GUITAR????
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how big is it gonna get
thats what she said
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Daddy! I have tusks!
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"i took it up the nose because im gay"
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will you pray with me?
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"LET US PRAY"
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Daddy I'm gonna rape him be fore he rapes me!
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"you put your cat in the oven?! was the oven on??" - shipped dead cat with ups prank call
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SAY DA TAH DAY PLAH!
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From todays call- "wow guys that was the longest screech i've ever done, like literally 10 seconds... my throat hurts" Hahaha 12-6yesorno.cloud.
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"so pretty... i had to eat her"
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"I'm new here, bro!" (7-11 prank call)
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HEY JARED, ITS JOESEPH FROM SOUTH CAROLINA!! HOW CAN YOU GIVE AWAY THE HAT OFF OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SENDING IT TO ME?? CAN YOU PLEASE NOT USE IT IN THE CONTEST AND SEND IT TO ME LIKE YOU HAD PLANNED ON DOING IN THE FIRST PLACE??
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Hotline Girl: " Yeah, that's a pretty big situation you have there."
Jared:"yeah, thats what she said."
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hi from cox communication
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I loved brandon at wamart....
I'm zooming down the freeway.....
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(guy on telephone)"she told me to say hickle dickle moui moui" jared:"that was the name of the porno her mom was in"
longest prank call ever
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"Yeah.. I don't think Titanic has walruses (sp?)" From tonights show, 'Porno Titanic' HAHAHA MEGA/EPIC/AWSEOME/WICKID PROPS TO KRISTIN FOR THE ANIMAL NOISES!!!! rofl
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omg wtf was that *scream*
god hasnt really been nice to me lately so what if i pray to satin will he scare them away
(lady) well i guess you could
lets pray to satin satin please help me
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MY NAME IS TYLER AND I TOOK A CRAP THE SIZE OF A BASEBALL TODAY, BUT IT'S ALL GOOD!!!
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i beg to differ more or less
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My fav was from my computer thinks im gay "I'll give u my shavigivibana big boy, u dont have 2 bend over 4 me thts my job cutie patooty."
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"Is there a special package for gay babbies?"
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hey this is brenden i left my babby in you wallmart
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I loved the prank call gone wrong where Jarod was tlking to the mom and said, "I cant, your gonna yell at me." That part was so hilarious.
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I forgot my baby!!! She's in a basket!!
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"Yeah..I don't think Titanic has walruses.." HILARIOUSE!!!
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whores get stds and that might hurt you in the long run in fact you blow up
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"so pritty i had to eat her"
also "your gay your gay your realy realy gay" no im not caling you gay im just quoting its 1 of mine and my friends fravout vid also i dont no if u can quote from more than 1 vid so sorry if its not allowed i did not no
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my baby can read
"my gay baby"
"do i have to buy another one for my other gay baby"
i laughed for days at that!
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also wake up gay baby this lady just offended you & she said sorry
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"Daddy im a dolphin" I'm in the contest
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"Jared: What's in the magazine?
Operator: Playboy contains up-to-date articles on fasion, finance, sports, indepth interviews,terrific fiction, and photos of the world's most beautiful women.
Jared: Now what do you mean by photos?
Operator:Ok, your not familiar with the photograph?"
Friken hilarious from Playboy Magazine prank call
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Bird Noise of course! Bwaaaarrrrkkk rawwwwwwwwwkk!!!!
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"so pritty i had to eat her" also
"your gay your gay your realy realy gay" im not calling you gay its a quote its 1 mine and my firends fouret vid of yours and if its not allowed to but more than 1 qoute on i can't choose because so many vids i like anyway i keep telling my friends about you and your show also sorry for the spelling im dislexic and i no there spell cheack but that dose not help if u can't spell the word and dont no how to spell it lol anyway your doing good with these vids keep it up and "you just been pranked by friday night cranks" lol joking
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Quote:"Bajate the frickin' pla!!!!!!"
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from the playing games with xbox cumstome support
well im sorry that my cat is bleeding from the eye and having baby kitties at the same time
my favorite one!
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2+2cloud.....
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" Have you ever looked satan in the face and said.....'Hi'"
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"We Take Everything Through The Nose"
u guys rock from the peing a nickle one pure genius so ya JARED KRISTIN AND JOE FTW!!!
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Shirley Phelps: You're going down town clown.
Jared: Not a chance poopy pants.
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Jizz my Pants
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and so do i
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"dont you want to be like obama?" "i wanna be black
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Are you wearing a toupee?
How did you know?!?!
OR
in a few seconds there's gonna be more white stuff on my boxers....
Ghost hunters
Fucking EPIC
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"God damn it malinda give me my tickle me pink crayons! WHHAAAAA!"
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Jared: *throws waterbottle against wall*
*BOOM*
Kristen: "TIDDYS!!!!"
Haha best one ever!
Love you guys!
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my favorite quote would have to be either "I got naked and i found a kettle drum and i was drumming" or "Are you calling my gay baby flamboyant?"
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"C-O-L-E-N-S-W-O-R-T-Freakin'H"
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We Take Everything Through the nose" srry if i doulble posted but U GUys ROck FNC more like FTW
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I WANT MY TIDDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M GETTING YOUR TIDDIES!!!!!!!!
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Daddy i just got wip creamed!!
from the world of warcraft customer service prank call
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"what your question? i no understand that sorry"
"did you go to collage?"
"no"
"ok, that explanes everything"
"yeah, i no even get into elementary school"
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Pa Pa bear?
CAKE!
can I take fluffy for a walk?
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Hilarious videos, you guys are very talented.
"I'm not trying to freak you out..I'm trying to keep myself calm- I opened up my closet door and my cat's just like laying in there, not moving."
hahaha i love it! one of the best ones ever. :]
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Disgusting Dominos Pizza Prank C all-
Jared: "Have you seen that video".
Women: "No Sir"
Jared: "Let me give it to you this way, two girls one cup with Dominos".
SO FUNNY.
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JAY
Who you know that is so fly
Star Sixty-Seven and call you at nine
Tell you that your grandmas in a fire
Or possibly made a grown man cry
CHORUS
Friday Night Cranks
Nobody's safe with the numbers in the bank
Friday Night Cranks
They're the number one kids with the number one pranks
Friday Night Cranks
REPEAT 1x
JARED
You get a call Friday night and its after nine
Chances are its Me and Kristin on the other line
We are messing with your head and you dont know what to do
Cuz Its Friday Night Cranks back with season two.
After a long week at school or working nine to five
Go to Stickam.com and you can watch us live
Come into the chat room, dont be shy
Send some numbers in and talk to Joe the Camera Guy
Cuz Its Jared Joe and Kristin doing cranks the best
Well Call your best friend and tell him that he failed a drug test
You can Give us the names of ex boy or girlfriends
With special guests and crank calls the fun just never ends
CHORUS
KRISTIN
Your getting called late at night And you dont know why
Talking to Bridget the prep or even Jim the sales guy
Families getting private calls and they dont know who
But If your not watching us we could be calling you
Tell us who to call, dont be specific
Nine to eleven eastern, six to 8 pacific.
Getting friends so mad they get pissed and yell
When we make people cry we know were going to hell
See some other viewers watching if they have a webcam
Broadcasting every Friday with our show on Stickam
We record the whole show in case you missed it
Here on Friday night cranks with Jared and Kristin
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"It says: Step One:Buy A Lawnmower." That made me laugh for the rest of the video.
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Thats the name of the PORNO her mother was in!
And
Air Hug!
OR
It was like, soaked in fabreeze....
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From the episode, "Child Protection Services"
"Mind over matter over kid over Taco Bell."
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"Seven and a half paper clips"
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" I THINK MARIO LOPEZ LOOKS INCREDIBLY CUTE WITH HIS SHIRT OFF!!!" "DONT BEND OVER BACKWARDS FOR ME, THATS MY JOB CUTIE PITUTI"
-my computer thinks im gay
LMAO that is the funniest one. U GUYS JUST MAKE MY DAY.. im a big fan =)KEEP IT UP
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"how big is it gonna get? that's what she said"
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"yikes"
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KARATE call "I Beebegg to diffur"
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spamm sorry about this trying to unsubscribe its giving me a bunch of spam but "Daddy I am a walrus!"
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Jared: "I used an entire bottle of Frebreeze. Heres what i did, I wraped the cat in saran wrap first and then I like marinated it in frebreeze and i put it in the oven on 325 for a little bit and i wraped it in tinfoil and i poured more frebreeze on top of it."
UPS Lady: "You put your cat in the oven?"
From the Shipped Dead Cat with UPS Prank Call on youtube.
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"A G?! A G?! Did you put a G?! That's Collingsworth! (British accent)Collingsworth! We need Colenswort-frickin'-h."
Thanks for all the laughs guys!
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Sausage Factory Prank Call.....
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Kristin: my name is Merlin
lady:hahahahaha
Kristin:whats so funny
lady: can i have your last name?
Kristin: my name of the last
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kristin:booozy
Jared: yo woman who da hell is dis
lady:hahahah
Jared: is there a reason your laughing like a nippy cat???
Jared:cuz i don't think i look like no nippy cat
Jared: u laughing at my wife..do u think i like nippen with a cat???
there aint nothen funny bout me mam
Jared: u seam to be having a niggitly gittly time over there
lady: hahaha that was good!!!
Jared: i thought my wife was the onlyone with hearing problems
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lol hahaahahahahahahahh the best prank call ever!!!!! 4 eeelll!!!
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Sir, did you bake your cat in Febreeze?
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Sausage Factory Prank Call
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Kristin:my name is merlin
lady:hahahahaha
lady:merlen whats your last name???
Kristin: my name of the last:
lady: hahah yes ur name of the last
Kristin: r u making fun of me
lady: no i would never do that
Kristin:why u laughing???
lady: i just heard a joke
Kristin: a jouke
lady: yes a yolk
Kristin:as in funny
lady:hahahah
Kristin: ima going to put my husband on the phone
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Kristin: booozy
lady:hahahah that was good
Jared: yo women who da hell is dis
Jared:who i be speeken too??
lady:hahahah
Jared:why u laughen at my wife
lay:hahahah
Jared:whats so funny
lady:hahah
Jared: do i look like a nippy cat
Jared:do i like to nippp with a cat??there is nothing funny about me Mam!!!
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hahahahahah best prank call eva!!!!!!! 4 eelll!!!!!
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jared:you promise you wont get mad?
james' mom:i promise
jared:i got high
james' mom:what!?
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"Nelson, you're on MTV, congratulations!"
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"I got 2 largest pizzas and 1 kicker chicken"
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From Peeing Blood from Headache Medicine:
Lady-"I'm sorry, I couldn't understand you. Will you uh speak slowly for me?"
Jared-"Speak Spanish? Okay."
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Poorman: are they good
Nelson: very good, man. Especially with ranch
Poorman: rice?
Nelson: No, RANCH!!!
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This is Nelson, give him a round of applause from MTV!!
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"Trust me, you'll be getting paid more from this than you'll make on your deliveries, I promise you that..."
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Poorman: Nelson, do you speak good English?
Nelson: No. No really
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"Sure, it'll be very simple, we will let the callers know to be very basic and don't use words longer than 3 syllables"
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Nelson, are you gonna get fired if you stay any longer?
My brother in law is my supervisor
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Poorman: What race are you, Barney?
Barney: what the f**k does that matter?
Poorman: it doesn't. Forget that question
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Poorman: what's your favorite position with your wife?
Nelson: doggy style i think that for me is the best, man
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I want you to try somethin. This was passed down to me from my grandfather and was passed down from his father. It's a little tip from me to you!!
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Hey guys, love the show!! Jared i am ur biggest fan!! i would love to have ur hat!!!! Please pick me!!!
Jared:"so is he gonna like punch me in the crotch?"
Guy on phone:"do you wanna be punched in the crotch?"
from:Karate Studio Prank Call
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Your are going to need a bottle of whipped cream, seven and a half paper clips, your left shoe, if you get the right one you're probably gonna kill her. You're gonna need 18 rubber bands. An exact replica of an Alaskan wolf. The sharpest knife in your kitchen
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If he doesn't have the right ingredients this could end in tragedy. People have been sent to the hospital. My father himself is no longer with us because he did this wrong.
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Take the 7 and a half paper clips and form a W
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I'm not crazy, this is how a pleasure my wife in bed
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We can continue this in Spanish. Dónde está el baño?
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Bájate de pla. By the way, that is not how you say it, just "Bájate" is enough!!
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If you admit you have a problem, well forget this ever happened..
I SHOOT UP HERION ALL THE TIME
IM GONNA GO SHOOT UP RIGHT NOW!
DRUG TEST.. FAVORITE PRANK EVER
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Poorman: It is a male enhancement, it makes your **** grow bigger. Just taste it
Nelson: I don't need that!!!
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Brandon: my boyfriend tied me to the bed, and I was like hmm! dirty boy, and he just left me there! I think I'm in love with him. So what should I do?
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Poorman: Nelson, are you gay?
Nelson: I have nothing to do about gays, man
Poorman: Really? You don't like gays?
Nelson: NO, no, no, I mean, I have nothing to say
Poorman: You've never had a man?
Nelson: No
Poorman: Oh, OK...
Brandon: So you have nothing to say to me because I'm gay? That's discriminatory
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Brandon: If you were me, if you were a sexy, flamboyant motherf**ker like me, what would you do?
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Brandon: Oh trust me, when I'm done with you you're gonna love gays!!!
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Poorman: Do you prefer women or men?
Nelson: Sure, womans!!!
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Jared: "hickory dickory dot, the chef wears the smock, the clock struck one, we all had fun, hickory dickory dot."
&&
Jared: "you ate my enchilada."
Stupid Mom Learns Myspace (part two)
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I'm Nelson, I'm from Chile and I love MTV, man!!!
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Brandon: Is it wrong to tell you that I don't have pants on any more?
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can you see me, I'm here outside, wave your arms, yell me back!!!
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can I take a bite out of your taco? That's another way to say: can I have you number?
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the moose has left the building that's actually a term for: where do you live?
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"no a picnic basket, i brought her in in a picnic basket!"
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So for the 55ft, the 52ft, the 49.3ft, they are all the same price? How does that work?
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Jared I was going to surprise you tomorrow.
Kristin With what bringing the babysitter over for birthday cake.
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Barney:"12-6? yes or no?"
Dennis:"Can you word it differently?"
Barney: "Yes, 12-6? yes or no? cloud?"
Dennis: "Ok, you..you just added cloud"
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Nothings my fault, its all Dominos' fault
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Domino's Pizza Call
Your Halfway there!
Woah! Livin on a Prayer!
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I think Im gay
touch me im gay
i will be in the gay parade
file for divorce
bitch slap me
i love obama i would do obama
obamas cute
sir how am i gonna fix my gayness??
i runnin a very big hardrive if you no wat i mean
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You dont have to bendover backwards for me thats my job
The viruse is making me horny
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"It wasn't like the bear that killed old yeller it was like the bear that got lost" -Lost Pet Bear
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7-11 Prank
Dude Im doing jumping jacks now
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Playboy contains up-to-date articles on fashion, finance, sports, in-depth interviews, terrific fiction, and photos of the world's most beautiful women!
playboy prank call
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From cheater exposed:
I'd rather be a bastard child then a whore because whores are going to hurt you in the long run in fact you blow up.
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You need your left shoe.
If you use your right shoe you might kill her
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"Theirs a squirrel in my Christmas tree"
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Theirs a squarriel in my Christmas tree.
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sorry posted it twice =)
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Womanizer
pray for fifi
hahaaha LET US PRAY CALL
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You dont have to get bitchy with me!!
Mom has a meltdown Call
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"I treat him like a dog. It can sit, it can growl, it can eat on command. Like sometimes I wouldn't even feed it for days. Then I would come up to it with a fish 'cos i know bears like fish and I was just like "here smokey" and it would go to eat it and I would punch that bear and be like, "no you cannot eat that yet" then I would give it to him and be like "you can eat now Smokey" so he can eat on command, if that helps"
Kinda long but its hilarious
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"I'm not a princess; I am a walrus."
I died from laughter during that prank call.
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"My clothes are missing," and " I'm by the woods can come pick me up."
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"It has a very big hard drive with a lot of memory storage."
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From 'My Computer Thinks I Gay"
"What would Obama do?"
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HEY SEAN HEY SEAN HEY SEAN HEY SEAN
Do you wanna hear my dolphin noises??
Netflix call.
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My name is Barney
B as in Binglebat
A as in Ackabacka
R as in Rapture
N as in Nylon string
E as in Egg
and Y as in Yellow Octopus
hahaha Lost Bear Call
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I believe in Satan
dear oh mighty satan please satan help us
please give me your all mighty power satan
i feel better
Ghost Hunters
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Brandon wants plastic surgeroy
Jared"i would like more information on..
woman"on on on on"
Jared"on Breast implants"
Woman"Alrighton breast implants alright, so ill putdown you want information on breast implants"
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"we could potentially have a killer squirrel in our home."
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"You should contact a physician."
"A magician? I don't have a magician"
"A physician"
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"can i take a bite out of your taco?"
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"Shut the hell up!!!"
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kristin"it depends, can you do my hair later."jared"yes" kristin"a squirrel!can we clip its hair" jared" no it might have rabies". from longest prank call part one.
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that was supposed to say friday night cranks but i dont think it does.
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yes, this time it worked.
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Woman: can you tell me approximately sir, how long you're gonna need the storage for?
Bahney: Howevah long it takes them to, like, you know, shape up...
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Bahney: When it comes to worse, I'll just put them in storage...
Woman: you can't put your children in storage
Bahney: Hypothetically!
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Bahney: how is a 5 by 10 = 50 sq ft of space?
I don't think that's how it's judged.
More or less?
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"Just give him $50, and tell him to go fuck himself."
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Bahney: more or less?
Woman: no, not more or less. 5 by 10 is approximately 50 sq ft of space.
Bahney: Let me do the math...
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Barney: I got 55!
Woman: Ok, that's 55sq ft of space. But last time I checked 5 x 10 is 50sq ft though.
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Barney: I don't need a math class from you ma'am, I already took that class in kindergarten.
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Wait, wait ma'am, ma'am, ma'am hold on, How the hell is 5 by 10 = 55 ft? I just redid that and that's 52!!
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Sir, don't get stuck on the square footage, let's talk about the price!
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Barney: I just want to apologize for the way I sounded before. I just did the math again and I apologize, you were right. It came out to 49.3
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Barney: I'm doing the math again and it seems like it's all correct.
Woman: I'm glad that we finally agreed that my math is correct, sir.
Barny: No, it says again 49.3 I just got the pi symbol!
Woman: I don't even know what you're doing anymore, sir!!!
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Barney: Isn't the pi symbol gonna be a little bit more expensive than like whatevah number you said it equaled to?
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Barney: 12-6 ma'am!!!!!
Woman: 12-6 is 6, sir
Barney: Oh, OK. That doesn't help me at all!! Not at all...
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Barney: you don't have to raise your voice like you're judge Judy!!
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Woman: you might wanna write the address down
Barney: What if I don't wanna?
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Barney: I just need to tell you I did the math one last time and I got 500
Woman: You got 500 sq ft now? OK, that's a big storage unit
Barney: That's what she said...
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Woman: Do you want to get a new piece of paper?
Barney: What if I don't wanna?
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Woman: OK, would you like to write the phone number down, sir, or do you want to continue talking in some kind of foreign language?
Barney: Well, do you speak fluid in French? Because then we could continue this conversation with a lot more detail...
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Barney: You gave me the option to speak another language and I said yeah, I'll press 2 for Spanish...
Woman: Sir?
Barney: Hola?
Woman: Hola? Sir?
Barney: Sí?
Woman: Would you like to finish your reservation or would you like me to release the call?
Barney: Dónde está el baño?
Woman: So you want me to release the call and you will not have a storage unit?
Barney: NO, no, no, no, no, no!!
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Barney: I'm sorry!
Woman: you're not sorry, let me finish this reservation!
Barney: how do you know I'm not sorry? I said I was apologizing from the depths of my heart!!!
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Kristin: Is there gonna be a problem?
Girl: There might be. Are you gonna give up the dress or do I have to? Because if I have to, it's not gonna be pretty.
Kristin: Oh really? Well, nothing about you is pretty!
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Woman: the address. Now, for the 5th time: it is 12345
Barney: Wo! This is the 3rd time. No need to jump ahead, I know you're not good with numbers, but this is the 3rd time!!
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"which everone you wanna talk about first is fine with me"
"which ever works best for you jim,i can help ypu with either situation"
"ok...so umm pick a number 1 or 2?"
"umm 2.."
haha yal are so funny im glad i found yal(:
hahah loveed it it was priceless
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Shirley Phelps: I just said, you're going down town, clown.
Jared: Not a chance, poopy pants.
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Vacuum guy: Well just to let you know, there is no sucking scale in the world
Jared: I have one
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FridayNightCranks ROCKS!!!
"oh my god its giving birth,its not dying its giving birth"
from Playing Games With Xbox Customer Support lol fluffy
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so pretty i-
had to eat her.
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Omg, my best friends name is _____, i just called him like 4 months ago
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don't hate yourself, Ryan, you made yourself this way
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"unce unce unce and its like your gay your gay your very very gay, and its just all smiley faces"
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I need this more then Pamala anderson needs her boobs
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Does that make me a whore? Are you judging me? DON'T JUDGE ME! ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!
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The last hero I had, had roast beef on it.
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Have you ever pissed a nickle?
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PMSLMFAO That Is To Funny You Should WIN!!
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Jim: She has behavior problems, you have temptations to come over and play fairy-tales and show her whatever's in your secret box of fun!
Haha longest prank ever. I cannot believe that guy did that!!!
Funny stuff, you guys rock!
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Girl:I have like 20 guys hitting on me at once.
Kirsten:Are those guys your dad and his brothers?
Prom Dress Mix Up.
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jared: i`m kicking you out.kristen:why daddy jared:GET OUT
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oh alright im interested in that kind of stuff. what kind of books do you got?
barney calls drunk prank call
good luck to everyone thats trying!!!
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A different ship was sinking...if you know what I mean.
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"it was the titanic but it was not the titanic if tyou get what i am saying"
titanic animal porn.
Please pick me
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What he actually said was...
"A different ship was sinking, if you know what i mean."
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From Ghost Hunters Prank Call...
"I got naked and started banging on a drum!"
"Oh Good that's what your supposed to do"
"Really your supposed to get naked and
bang on a drum?"
"Yes... What tune were you playing?"
"Old MacDonald."
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"a different ship was sinking if you know what i mean"
hahaha
from the netflix titanic one XD
-kevin
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WHERE ARE MY TIDDYS!!!!!!!!!
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"Ryan's coming to play Hickle Dickle Moi Moi"
"Swear on all the strawberry milk in Asia"
"www.thegrandcharismaticpoliticallyinformedBradonwhoplaysguitar.com"
"You don't have to bend over backwards for me, I'll bend over for you"
XD
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"My stools have been hot pink recently"
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"Oh you don't have to bend over for me, I'll bend over for you" -my computer thinks i'm gay
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If no one knows when its gonna end why are u telling people its gonna end if no one knows when its gonna end and if nobody knows when its gonna end then technically nobody knows that its gonna end! - Shirley Phelps Gets Pranked
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"72 cauliflower lane"
haha.
epiiiiiiiic.
i love youu
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Hickel dickle moi moi-Longest prank call ever
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"No Dont Sit On the Wiffile BALL BAT"
"Oh my gosh"
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Best quote said "you're gonna get mad at me I'm High, I'm in the woods.
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"Totally Walrus Free"
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omg the cat ate the blue liquid off the xbox and the sucking scale lol
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I love the show " I got naked and started banging on a kettle drum... Omg thats exactly what your supposed to do" lol I love it
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"Her name is Michelle".
hahah, wonderful. That name must be included again.
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"I Googled my Mum"
hahahahah
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"AUR HUG MMMMMMMM"
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"if i give them enough candy, they'll call me daddy"
and "once i get the bag of candy, im gona go down the block in my van, once i get 6 or 7 kids were gona come party for my birth day" hahah soo funny..
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Another question... 12-6? (other guy) excuse me ciuld you say that a little clearer? (you) 12-6 Cloud
lol you guys are so funny THANK YOU FNC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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karate studio call
jared: yeah, i really wanted to join... so i'll come in, mhm, i'll sit on the mat, i'll bow down, mhm, cuz i want to learn some karate, that's cool, MHM
but i basically loved that whole call because you talked over the guy the whole time. that was great.
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"Not a chance poopy pants"
Shirly Phelps Prank Call
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"This is like a... message from GOD." -Jared, 'Longest Prank Call Ever'
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Tiddy Bear: you know what just make it 6 because i dont want to have 5 tiddys...just thats wierd make it 6
LOL thats funny
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my computer thinks im gay...
sir how would i fix my gayness
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Oh.....I'm pretty sure it's dead.
-what's your name?
My name is Jim i named the squirrel ricky but now he's in two seperate parts.
hahahha nearly puked
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i remember once upon a time in my childhood there was a bleach named cloud
-crazy dominos worker from "disgusting Dominos prank call"
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"molest is only when you get beat with magic"
-(wasnt on youtube but on live show when they called the World of Warcraft compeny about what "getting raped on WoW" ment)
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the Netflix one
"a cartoon dolphin and walrus started doing it"
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Part 1 of "The Longest Prank call ever"
My wife left to go fight in a bull ring!
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girl: i can't hear you my phone broke up
kristin: oh, oh i see your phone broke up just like you and joey...
i love fnc!
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from "my computer thinks I'm gay"
krisitn: what would obama do?
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"You're almost there mam, your half way there" "What is 12-6 cloud"
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"i don't wanna talk anymore.
I'll call the fucking cops if i have to." xD.
Mom Has Melt Down. (:
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My favorite comment is from the travel agent prank with the retarded lady
Lady: They are your children, right?
Jared:.....Sure, lets go with that.
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"unce unce unce, your gay your gay, your very very gay!" and also "Oh I'm running a very large system if you know what i mean, it has a very big hardrive, with alot of memory storage, and alot of ram!"
lol both from "my computer thinks i'm gay" prank call
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Can i take a bite of your taco
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12-6 yes or no?
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Lady:"Just a minute..."
Jared:"OK,either she's really concerned,or does not care. I'm going to go with does not care."
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im gona loose but my fave was "only whores work an a saturday" and "quiet down little whore" 1 more jus 1 more that i like is "bastard child"
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another 1 from me "my clothes are missing"
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Jared: Shes probably spitting on my pizza now
Lady: sir I am not
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Oh my God, that guy actually thinks he helped somebody.
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Bajate Del freaking PLA!!!!!!!!!!!!
DirectTv Prank
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They can call me saturday thatd be good
were not open on saturday only Mon-fri
how bout sunday at 8?
WERE NOT OPEN ON THE WEEKENDS BRENDEN
hahaaha plastic surgery call
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Barney: If I cut my arm on a sprinkler system its gonna tell me how to cure it?
Guy: Absolutely theres options in there cuz everyones a little different.
haha barney calls drunk
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Jared: How many miles to the gallon does it get?
Person: What do you mean miles to the gallon??
hahahaha sucking scale call
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prank call gone wrong i got high JAMES
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The Longest Prank Ever:
"She went to go fight in the bull ring in Africa so..."
"Wait, wait, mam, mam hold up, how the hell is five by ten fifty-five feet? I just redid that and that's five-two."
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The Longest Prank Ever:
"She went to go fight in the bull ring in Africa so..."
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"will give the kids so much candy that they will call me daddy"
best of wishes to all the crew
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"untiss untiss untiss you're gay, you're gay, you're vary vary gay"
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my computer thinks im gay prank call
"your gay, your gay, your gay, and it keeps getting really annoying right now because the more time i hear it , it makes me believe I'm gay"
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im right fuckin here dude your at the wrong 7/11 u gotta be hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha thats so fuckin hilarious that dude was gettin mad as hell hahahaha
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air hug hummmmmm
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"MY NUMBER....is in my pants"
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"he is able to break 30 years of experience down in such a way and its so step by step that from right off the back you start learning things that you can use, and you see the results and just keep on going and going and gonig and going"
"and thats what she said, so"
"right, right"
"exactly"
hahahahaha
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Kristen:are we gonna play hickle dickle moi moi??
jared:Is your last name petifile?
hahahahaha longest call ever
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swear on all the sliced peaches in america?
swear on every single gallon of strawberry milk in asia?
hahahah longest prank ever
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the last hero i had had roast beef on it,
haahaha longest prank ever
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YOUR NO LONGER GOING TO SAY RAPED YOUR GOING TO SAY WHIPPED CREAM!
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So is gonna punch in the croch?
do you wanna be punched in the croch?
i dont i just dont know how this works!
hahahaa karate studio call
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This is worse than three rubix cubes
yes i know
ahahaha karate studio call
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Guy: gimme the number thats engraved on the front of the card
Jared: 2008
Guy: Theres more to it
Jared: No
hahahahahaha karate studio call
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if the blue man group had a baby and melted it thats what it would look like.
hahaha xbox call
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ok my kid just pissed on the xbox
ok im sorry your having a situation.
jonny keep peeing on the xbox!
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"My Computer Thinks I'm Gay" call:
-You're Gay! You're Gay! You're Very, Very Goay!-
hahaa...i love you show it always cheers me up =)
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-You're Gay! You're Gay! You're Very, Very Gay!-from "My Computer Thinks I'm Gay" hahahaha you guys always make me smile!!! =)
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Are you bipolar or anything?
No i dont like the artic.
hahaha addicted to tickle me pink call
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kristen: nobody is perfect mam said by the famous miley cyrus and i mean nodbody
hahaha addicted to tickle me pink
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Jared: are you familiar with the term "let me take a bite out of your taco?"
stupid mom learns myspace talk
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Jared:Are you fimilar with this one The moose has left the building?
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You ate my enchilada means im going to kill you
stupid mom learns myspace talk
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jared:you promise you wont get mad?
james' mom:i promise
jared:i got high
james' mom:what?!
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"i set the party i got the van and i need the big bag of candy and i think were set here"
Pedo Party
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Well think about it, if I give them enough candy, they'll call me daddy.
-Pedo wants to party.
Also: (from the same video)
Well, if they're all calling me daddy, you guys aren't gonna know.
and
Is it going to help or raise the price if I'm a registered sex offender.
LOL this video had me and my buddies cracking up. You guys are the best.
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mastacawd
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My favorite is from the slap chop prank call,with the salt.
If i want the salt, smaller yet, can the slap chop make that happen?
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charlie get the wiffle bat outta there get it outta there stop it stop it u dirty boy
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Prank Calling Law Office
"...And I got some sort of rash on my stomach but I don't know if that's from the accident or not"
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hold your tittys im getting your tiddys!!!
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"shhh quiet you might piss somebody off"
Loll <3 <3
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"What color was the pet?"
"It's a bear, and it was black, but around its right eye..."
"IT WAS A BEAR???"
"IT WAS A PET BEAR MAAM!"
"ok"
lost pet bear prank lol
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Yes... I'd like some imformation about the : ass rocket :
funny as hell prank call to AB ROCKER
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sean: so you got a movie that you thought would be titanic but it turned out to be adult-themed instead?
jared: yes a different ship was sinking if you know what i mean.
from the netflix prank call.
lol you guys are awesome! i dont even care if i dont win!
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"I WANT MY TIDDYS!" said by Kristin
from the tiddy bear prank call
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..... and now my son is dressed like a bear taking advantage of his stuff animals. XD
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" NO THATS NOT HOW YOU USE A POOPER SCOOPER!! "
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so buitiful....i had to kill her
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behata dei pla!!
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ghost hunters
hunh........ what was that
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"BOOM...TIDDDYS!!!
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ghost hunters:
hunh....... was that
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"i'm trying to be a good parent, as soon as i found out i left"
"If you were a good parent, you wouldn't have left your child here."
"but yea but we we all make mistakes!"
"you do not make a mistake is leaving a 2 yr old child here i have 2 children i would never leave my child at walmart"
"well that's the difference between you n me right now."
and...
"what does she have on?"
"clothes."
Best Episode haha walmart lockdown!
you guys are awesome keep it up!
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my baby can read skit,i want my gay baby to read
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hey well i was just wondering how did u guys get this show all started because me and a couple of friends have always tried to make one but they never work.
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"BAAASTARD CHILD! You are a whore, i'd rather be a BAAASTARD child, than a whore, because whores...are gonna get STD's. So, that kinda sucks in the long run, actually you blow, but... I was just calling to let you know." (hang up)
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"dont tell me to shut up or ill kick your ass.... shut up!... why dont you shut up *hang up* lol that was soo funny!
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are they open on the weekends?
No
OH MY GOD!!!
what time are they open on monday?
uh 9 am to 5 pm
UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jared: It said leave a message after the beep! I dont wanna leave a message after the beep!
Woman: WILL YOU HOLD ON IM TRANSFERING YOU TO SOMEONE!
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Brendan: Why do my friends do this to me?
Lady: Ha Ha
Brendan: Mam this isnt funny!Im locked inside a pod and my friends are laughing at me!So i decided to call you and your laughing at me!
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At first they locked me in a dumpster that was kinda weird
pods call
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:Well how good can it suck?
:what do u mean how good can it suck, w w w what kind of a question is that?
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That's my zipcode, not my last name.
Lolz
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12-6 =
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"12-6"(=
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"hey, i,m on the phone can you hear me?"
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"bruised testicle" from the law office one
SO FUNNY!
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"i'll press 2 for spanish'
"sir?"
"hola"
OR
"i wrapped the cat in saran wrap first, then i marinated it in fabreeze and i put it in the oven on 325 for a little bit, then i wrapped it in tin foil and poured more fabreeze on top of it.
"you put your cat in the oven? was the oven on? did you bake your cat in fabreeze?"
[:
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"On the front it says SOPRETTYI an I turned it around and it says IHADTOEATHER." Haha the first lady like freaked out.
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My fav was the netflex one
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There was a cartoon Walrus Character talking and then all of the sudden a dolphin came out of nowhere and they started doing it,or "I forgot my baby in a Picnic basket not a shopping basket."
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Mine is
im a party virgin
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jared:30 thats how old i am
Ryan: Me too!
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lady: you are a bastard child
jared:you are a whore i would rather be a bastard child than a whore because whores, are gonna get STDs ... so thats gonna suck in the long run actully u blow but ughh...
CHEATER EXPOSED!
LOVE MARINAA <3
PICK ME
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Kristen - "Nobody understands me...I need to find someone who understands me. I know Giggles understands me!"
Jared - "Giggles understands a dead Jackrabbit!"
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"it says your gay and i really dont know what that means well i know what it means obvously its telling me im gay"
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not a chance poopy pants.
shirley phelpss call
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I was like chipper and you came and was like chippy
hahaha shirley phelps call
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"i'm trying to be a good parent, as soon as i found out i left"
"If you were a good parent, you wouldn't have left your child here."
"but yea but we we all make mistakes!"
"you do not make a mistake is leaving a 2 yr old child here i have 2 children i would never leave my child at walmart"
"well that's the difference between you n me right now."
hahaha
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Shirley: Stop being such a hater!
Jared: Im not a hater im a lover.
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Shirley: Your goin down town clown
Jared: Not a chance poopy pants
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Shirley:Keep your mouth off the bible
Jared: Why would i put my mouth on the bible?
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"Ok so we have the whole store on lock down, and about 15 employees looking for a little kid in a grocery basket..."
"NOOOOO!!!!! it's a Picnic Basket
hahahahahahahaha
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My son Charlie said "Look dad I can sit on a whiffle bad!"
I do not want to hear that from a 7 year old!
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" My clothes are missing " - JAMES OMG!! JAMES JAMES JAMES WHERE ARE U JAMES????????
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lady: "thats a really big storage space
Jared: "thats what she said"
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┌--------------------------------------┐
║____________________________________-+║
║ ║
║ you are gay! ║
║ ║
└--------------------------------------┘
I think i might be gay!XD
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i failed on making a pop up box -.-'
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jared: i was beating on a drum naked.
Girl: thats exactly what your supposed to do!!!.
lol
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Wal-Mart goes on lockdown... HAHA!!!!
"Well thats the difference between me and you. I am trying to get back to be a better parent."
"No. I brought her in a picnic basket."
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I love your show! I think you are more funnier than "fred"! I have a friend that could use a crank call. I cant believe wal-mart went into lockdown!!!!! I am inspired to what you have done! I wish I could join your team! But I live in chicago! If there is anyway I could collect Ideas and send them to you guys? But you probaley get that alot! Keep on making hilarious videos!
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Girl: Im sorry i didnt hear you my phone broke up
Kristen: Oh i see your phone broke up like you and joey
Pissed off girlfriend call
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i LOVED THE CARPET HAS BLOOD ON IT WAY TOO FUNNY
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yes i just bought a carpet from you guys and i just opened it up and it has this strange red coloring that looks like blood
from the carpet has blood on it
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Kristen-BUFFALO WINGS!!!!
longest prank ever
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Walmart employee + "what is you shild wearing?"
You + "cloths" lmao
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Walmart Employee- "what is your child wearing?"
You- "cloths" lmao good work.
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Well, here is my entry. I hope no one has used it before, I looked and didnt see it.
I really like the Ghost Hunters Prank phone call.
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Jared - I bought more chickens, switched up the food. They started dieing but they would die at exactly noon on a Tuesday.And every Tuesday when it hit noon, one of them would die. And i was like, this might be ghost related so what i did was; I got naked and I found a kettle drum; and I was drumming cause I saw this on like the ghost hunters or something.
Ghost Hunter - OMG that is exactly what you are supposed to do. You are supposed to do that.
Jared - I am suppoed to get naked and bang on a drum?
Ahhh, I love that video.
Great Job FNC I hope you guys the best of luck with your show and your future.
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"So are you ready for the baby?"
"Yes."
"Is your girlfriend ready for the baby?"
"Yes, but i don't know about her husband."
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Wal-Mart Employee: What is does she have on?
Jared (Brandon): Clothes.
This was the Walmart Goes on Lock down prank.
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I'll take the small packages if you know what I mean
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Ghost Hunter episode
Jared: OH SATAN GIVE ME UR POWER
Ghost hunter: Yes satan give him your power
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I love obama!
Girl: What would obama do? he isn't gay.
I would do obama.
Girl: Do you wanna be like obama?
I wanna be black!
Help! My baby is still at walmart!
Lady: Well i don't see her.
Well did you look??
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moon the girls name is kristen fyi...
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Brittany: What pill???
Jared: What do you mean?
Brittany: Well you gave her, eh, you slipped her the pill?
Jared: It was a cat tranquilizer.
Kristen looked at him like OMG WHAT??
Laughing all day.
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I can't remember word for word this qoute but it's something along the lines of "it's like two girls one cup but with dominoes" hilarious!
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I am pretty sure 12 times 5 is 55 not 50 OH WAIT now when i do it again and everything is in order I just see the pi symbol.
something like that ( funny stuff )
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walmart worker: what is she wearing
Clothes
hillarious i love you guys keep going i watch your show evrey week!!
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"My groin muscles were pulled."
Prank calling law office
Freaking amazing!
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my favorite quote is your gay. your gay. your very very gay.
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i luved d 11 that wus my computer thinx im gay
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"IN THE FREAKING WILL IT SAYS JIM GETS TO KEEP FLUFFY"
THAT WAS AWESOME OR THIS ONE
"if the blue men group had a baby and melted it, that's what it would look like."
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i liked the pranking the law office joke.at first you sounded serious but you pranked them and got over 1,000,000 votes nice job.
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i have alot of quotes i like but this is one of them ...
"quite down little whore"
hahahaha i love the cheaters exposed one : D
pick mine!! (please)
-jessica
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i've just got done peeing nickles an blood im just waiting for a quater to come out have you ever tried to pee nickles it really pain full lol lol lmfao
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Jared: Can you also take care of Rufus, he's my pet? It's a baby tiger and he's blind......We went to the zoo and they were going to put him to sleep so we called PETA and next thing I know we adopted him.
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My favorite would have to be on "Pedo wants to party" where the party staff lady says: "Well can I have your name and nmber?"
And Jared goes "Well my pedophile number is..."
Ha! I was laughing so hard on that one.
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"Hello this is Jim."
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Kristen: *Boom* "Tiddy!!!!"
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7-11 Prank: "Truly, how many times did you go outside?"
"Five F***ing times!"
"Dude, I see you."
"Wave your hand, I think I see you."
"HELLOOOOOO! Just yell back"
"No!"
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i slipped her the pill like you guys told me to
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A different ship was sinking if you know what i mean. lol that was hilarious
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"So it was alive, it wasn't like an alive one that was dead" Squirrel In a a Christmas Tree Prank
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“Well, after he wakes up from the anesthesia what we do is we put him in a big, big tub. It’s a very cold tub, and we fill it with ice and bubbles and he takes a bubble bath with the other patients and they discuss why they’re here.”
“…OK”
Lol, this one was from "Drugs found in Bass" just couldn't stop laughing at how unemotional the Dad was.
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"And... that youre a little fat on the right hand side"
"Well, I mean, I use my right hand the most."
-Gay Stripper Prank Call
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i want my tiddies!!!!
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"LET ME TALK TO RYAN OR I'LL THROW A FIT!!!!"
from the longest prank call ever
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your gay your gay your really really gay
hahahah
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he is trying to take advantage of his stuffed animals
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You Have been pranked by a live prank call show , FRIDAY NIGHT CRANKS!
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"I'm supposed to get naked and beat on a drum"
"What was that. Leave me alone you ghosts i never did. anything just stop it (screech) What the hell was that.)
You guys are hysterical
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"THE VOICES ARE BACK!"
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i'm going straight to hell guys, straight down to hell
don't pick me
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"HOOOOOOOOOOONEY! "
"Yeah?"
"I think i'm gay"
"WHAT?!"
"i'm GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
"No your not"
"YESSSSSSSSSS i am!"
"WWOD?"
"i love obama"
"Obama isen't gay. dont you wanna be like obama?"
"Obama is cute."
"i would do obama"
"'My computer thinks i'm gay' Virus"
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he saw his mom was a stripper he saw her occupation and it was a stripper
-RADIO STATION CALL Jared called in and got it on the radio
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thanks 4 add
matell
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DONT SAY RAPE YOU ARE NOW SAYING WHIPPED CREAMED
from world of warcraft prank call
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Video:Screaming Prank Call
"Sir, It is not working. I'm gonna do like a handstand right now 'cause it's not working."
LOL.. tht is one of my favorite videos!
=]
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"NO!!!!!! HE'S TOOK AWAY MY ACCOUNT!!!" lol w.o.w. prank call
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12-6 cloud
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"But they'll be calling me daddy" HAHAHA i actually called a local party place and pulled that one. they didnt believe me at first, but i got them eventually!!!!! how do you guys do this, i used a pre paid cell.... I love you guys...
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my favorite would hav to be man flips out,when you said im in the bak and it kept on going and all of a sudden he gets really pumped1 and pissed,it was highlarious
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Take a Midol! Get a Pad! And pay attention!!-Cheater Exposed
Greatest Quote of All Time
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I'd rather be a bastard child than a whore...cause whores get STD's!-Cheater Exposed
Classic
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"What are you bypoler?!?!".
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"So you can magically rape somebody, in game terminology?"
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"Do i have to speak spanish"
Lazer Tag Prankcall
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"Ok I should beat him with my mind?"
or my favorite
"I think ive got a virus in my computer 'AND ITS MAKING ME HORNEY!'"
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how old are you. 16. and how old if=s your girfreind? 20. are you okay? yeah. is your girfriend? i think so, but i dont know about her husband
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"Lets just say she's out of the house".
from the netflicks call.
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Jared - "I'm not you're son!"
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I wanna win!
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"Mam no, Mam no, Mam no, Mam no!"
Medium Wanton soup!
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12-6 cloud
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is this the sausage factory?
love the accent, nice kristen
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"Mam no, mam no, mam no, mam no!"
Medium Wanton Soup
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Maam' who the hell is this?
(from the sausage facrory call)
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE
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THE STRIPPER WAS WAS DEFIANTLY THE BEST YOU KNOW ITS TRUE
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"all the boys and all the boys, SEEK AMY!"
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"Right now, you cannot talk.
Or laugh.
This is my time to speak."
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Not a chance poopy pants
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i just need all boys and all the girls im begging you just seek amy
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"Hickey, Dickey, Moi moi"
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my fav has to be-
disgusting dominos call:
Jared: Shes probally spitting in my pizza
lady: No sir I do not do that
and you and kristin were like all shocked and laughing! lol
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my favorite wus when he called in drunk and wus screaming to get the book!!!! loved it you guys are the best and i watch you ever friday!! PICK ME
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my clothes are missing
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12-6...Cloud! just answer it your half way there
From: Disgusting Dominos prank call
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your being virtually raped but not in real life
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"only 0BAMA CAN AFFORD THAT " "0BAMA IS AMAZING"
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(TIDDY BEAR PANK CALL) ' U GET MY TIDDYS' 'IM ORDERING EM NOW HUNEY" 'HWO MUCH ARE THEY@?!?!?!?!?" "14.00" "0NLY 0BAMA CAN AFORD THAT" "0BAMA IS AMAZING)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Will that make my package bigger?"
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"You want me to get naked and bang on a drum?"
From Ghost Hunters Prank Call
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12-6
haha =) <3 u guys.
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"alright we want you to take your shoe off tie it ,then untie it ,then throw it go!"
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"my clothes are missing"
lolz -Prank Call Gone Wrong-
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12-6? MAM MAM 12-6? MAM!!! 12-FREEKING 6!
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hey sean guess what i can make this cool dolphine sound bwAAAAAAAAAA
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"The moose has left the building"(were do you live)
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nice pranks how do you think of them
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12-6 cloud. I love how everyone says what? no idea what your saying say it again.
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we actually have a case heer...........we could seriously sue charley223 for like all of his xbox points lol......had no clue that you were talking about an xbox game until the end gj on that vid lol..........from law office prank
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One of my fav cranks is the comcast prank call. (jared) is it because I'm gay? Oh that's mean. Your getting someone cos you can't Handel me (lady) no it's not because of that (jared crying). Something like that. But it's really funny
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"I Lost The Game"
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My favorite video/quote is the cheater exposed
"TAKE A MIDOL, GET A PAD, AND PAY ATTENTION"
and the funniest of all time quote
"You are a Whore I rather be a bastard child than a whore, because whores... are gonna get STD's so that kinda sucks on the long run actually you can blow" LMAO best quote lol
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From the my Computer thinks im gay prank call:
Im Running a Very Large System if you know what i mean. It has a Very Big Harddrive. With Alot of memory Storage. And alot of Ram!
I Lmao For Like 17 Minutes because of that
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My computer thinks im gay prank call
"dont you wanna be like obama?"
"i wanna be black!"
Gets me everytime!
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This is from the Comcast Prank Call:
You: "Do you hear my doggie barking? My doggie says hi."
Comcast lady: "Uh...hi
But the channels..."
You: "SHE SAYS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!"
that always gets me laughing my head off!
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"My bear's name is Smokey"
"He has a blue collar with smiley faces on it"
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Forget the one above I like this one better
" Playboy contains up to date articles on fashion, finance, sports, in depth interviews,terrific fiction and photos of the world's most beautiful women."
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"Saving Ryan's Privates"
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the squirrel bit my baby angle.
from: SQIRREL IN A CHIRSTMAS TREE PRANK CALL
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the squirrel bit my baby angle.
from: Squirrel IN A CHIRSTMAS TREE PRANK CALL
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MY COMPUTER THINKS IM GAY
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I loved the call to playboy, it was hilarious. What was it, 12 times you got him to say that?
Otherwise, favorite quote? From the babysitter.
" Hows about I pay you 6 dollars an hour, plus a tranquilizer. "
" okay. "
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Can i walk around the mat?
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Lolz this has got be my fav call yet.
"yeah just come in, and pay the fee, and then we'l' bless you, and you can walk around the mat."
From the karate studio prank call.
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hmmmmmm........ maybe "whats he addicted to?" "taco bell" "what?" "taco bell thats what i said..."
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I think it goes like this. "on a scale of one to ten how well does it suck?" sales man says " I'm sorry sir but we don't have a sucking scale." you say"I do"
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR FEEL THHE POWER OF SATAN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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P as in Pencil
from the computer thinks im gay episode
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uhhh wow feel th3e power of uhhhh cheese w00t
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I WANT MY TIDDIES!
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Ah its metal im sorry ma'am thats going to be a $150 fine instead.
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Thats What She Said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u guys r the best if i win il give u 1 doler lol
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Jared:can i take a bite out of your taco. lol!!
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PetCo Fail one:
Jared: Hi, is this Petco?
Petco Lady who is really ticked off by now: Do you have an armadillo? I can't sell them, so do I have one?
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I loved the one where the mom goes "James"
"James"
"James, answer me"
"James where are you.... James James are you there"
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you:you gonna get mad at me
mom:tell me where you are
you:mommy i cant you're gonna yell at me
mom:im not gonna yell at you. i promous.
you: you promous
mom:i swear
you:i got high
mom:WHAT!!!!
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Petco Lady:Your Braking up
Jared:What?
Petco Lady:Your going in and out
Jared:That's what She said
Pick me... I love you... Tonight at 7:00
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Hilarious Telemarketer Prank Call
Jared: Would yor sexy wife like to purchase the package?
Man: *Pause*
Jared: Yes or no?
pick me!
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The Longest Prank Call Ever (Part three of Five)
Kristin: "I love you!"
Ryan: "I love you too Michelle, but you need to give your daddy the card now"
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Tiddy Bear Prank Call
HOLD YOUR YOUR TIDDIES, I'M BUYING YOUR TIDDIES
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Kristin: Well how much are they?
You: they are like 14 something just uh chill.
Kristin:Only Obama could afford that.
You: Obama is AMAZING.
Kristin: starts in on protest.
You: DONT YOU MAKE FUN OF OBAMA. I AM GETTING YOUR TIDDIES AHHHHHH! im sorry how much were they?
Kristin: 100 dollars!!!
You: OBAMA!!!!
funny as hell. Whats funny is, every time my wife starts yelling at me, i scream Obama! just like u did there. She starts laughing and it ends the fight. LOVE it guys keep the laughs coming.
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DONT YELL AT MY SIR IM NOT A IGLOO!!!!
Last Friday <<<<>>>>
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LADY:YOUR GOING IN AND OUT
JARED:Thats what she said..
LADY:YOUR GOING IN AND OUT
JARED:Thats what she said..
GIGGITY!!
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SCREAM JAREDS NAME
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Jim/Jared: You see, im just really kind of pissed, because after the accident,i lost all of my points on xbox.
LMFAO
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"I would do Obama..."
('':
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Lost In Walmart
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$500 Hilarious Prank Call. When I say go flush every single toilet in your house.....GO!
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You guys have TONS of great stuff but what made me laugh so hard was: "You must be a whore then. Why is your number in my boyfriend's phone?!" That was hilarious. Love you guys (:
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its "Alyssa joeys boyfriend.....girlfriend Alyssa" that one gets me all the time
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man,i just got raped.
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where is jared?
that's what she said
FNC rocks
you guys are the best prank callers ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12-6 cloud
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My name is Branden Walden, I live on cauliflower lane,
My dish network has p0rn and its driving me insane,
I'm calling this lady and she told me her name,
and CRAP I just lost the game!
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Hickle Dickle Moi Moi
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