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• 6/5/2009 4:13 PM Shelby333 wrote:
  "12-6"(=
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  1. 6/5/2009 5:04 PM Shelby333 wrote:
     actually no...my fave would have 2 be "Call me...call me freakin win win and slap a dress on me and call me sally" -loved it
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  2. 6/12/2009 1:06 AM bob wrote:
     Thats What She Said !
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  3. 6/12/2009 8:09 PM Kelly wrote:
     ......and now my son is dressed like a bear trying to take advantage of his stuffed animals.
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  4. 6/17/2009 10:55 PM corey wrote:
     a differnt ship was sinking if you know what i mean
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• 6/5/2009 4:25 PM John wrote:
  "Clothes... She's wearing like a little berret on her head and she's in a basket" - Walmart Prank -- Had me laughing so hard. Fantastic crank. Thanks Jared, Kristen, and Joe.
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  1. 6/5/2009 7:21 PM Josh wrote:
     yeah that was my fave to... well actually the its a tie between the ghost hunters one. PICK ME!
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• 6/5/2009 4:31 PM georgina wrote:
  "she is gone...she left a couple of years ago...she went to go fight in a bull ring in Africa..." haha amazing!! =D
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• 6/5/2009 4:51 PM Luke wrote:
  YOU:On a scale of 1-10 how good can it suck?
  Vacuum GUY: I don't have a sucking scale unfortunately So i couldn't really tell you tell you that
  YOU:I am sorry I am the uneducated one you are the one who is teaching me.
  
  HAHA i love you guys!!!
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• 6/5/2009 4:58 PM Nathan wrote:
  12 - 6 CLOUD
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• 6/5/2009 5:10 PM Jessica wrote:
  "I was just making pancakes so i was chipper and you came up and you were like chippy" lol(=
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• 6/5/2009 5:25 PM Shannon wrote:
  Thats what she said!! <3 LOL!!!
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• 6/5/2009 5:27 PM Cory wrote:
  The "Prank Call Gone Wrong"...
  
  That one had me laughing from the start
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• 6/5/2009 5:29 PM MattTSBZ wrote:
  "The Moose has left the building"
  -Stupid Mom Learns Myspace Talk (Prank Call Part Two)
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• 6/5/2009 5:42 PM Booyaka85 wrote:
  My favorite would have to be from The My Carpet Has Blood On It
  
  "So pretty I had to eat her"
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• 6/5/2009 5:53 PM Joshua wrote:
  Jared/James: Your'e gonna get mad at me
  Mom: James, tell me where you are
  Jared/James: I can't your'e gonna yell at me
  Mom: James, just tell me where you are
  Jared/James: mommy your'e gonna yell at me
  Mom: no im not gonna yell at you, I promise
  Jared/James: you promise?
  Mom: I swear
  Jared/James: ...I got high..
  Mom: WHAT?!?!?
  Jared/James:you said you weren't gonna yell at me!
  Mom: alright where are you?
  Jared/James:I...I..I....I can't
  Mom: Please I promise you, just tell me where you are!?!?!
  Jared/James: you said you weren't gonna yell at me!
  Mom: No i'm not, I promise you.
  Jared/James: huuhh, Im by the woods.
  Mom: where?
  Jared/James: Can you pick me up?
  Mom: Yeah, where are you?
  Jared/James: I really don't know.
  Mom: James please, what are you doing to me?
  
  OMG! I pissed my pants listeing to that over and over!
  
  Jared/James: My clothes are missing....
  Mom: wtf.wtf.wtf.wtf.wtf.
  
  something like that, lol!
  
  Mom: James, .....James, ......James, .....James, ......James!!!!!!
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• 6/5/2009 5:58 PM Hamthy wrote:
  I believe in Satan.
  
  
  Ghosy Hunters Prank Call
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• 6/5/2009 6:06 PM ABN wrote:
  Jared: how long is it gonna take to get to my house?
  man: i was just gonna offer you a rush shipping for-
  Jared: WOOOOHOOOO!!! RUSH SHIPPING? oh yeah i like that, rush shipping, rush shipping, rush it to me, rush it to meee!! get it to me so i can start curing my bodyyy
  --
  man: what kind of card will you be using?
  Jared: oh it's gonna be a Mastercard!! WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!
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• 6/5/2009 6:26 PM susan wrote:
  It has to be "it has a lot of RAM!" From "my computer thinks i'm gay" prank
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• 6/5/2009 6:35 PM Rachel wrote:
  Kristin:WWOD... what would obama do.
  Jared: I LOVE OBAMA...i would do obama.
  Kristin:NO dont you want to be like obama. obamas straight.
  Jared: I want to be like obama. I WANT TO BE BLACK.
  hahahahaha----- my computer thinks im gay.
  This youtube video was the first i saw of yours.... now i have see every sigle one.
  
  PICK ME!
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• 6/5/2009 6:39 PM Robert wrote:
  "how good is it on the sucking scale?"
  
  plz give me it my mom just lost her job, i really want a webcam, and my dad lost his part-time job. My family is doing really bad financly and i really want a webcam!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  1. 6/5/2009 10:06 PM SHANNON wrote:
     If your family is so broke:
     A) how the hell does a webcam help?
     You can sell your computer for $
     
     
     THE ECONOMY IS FALLING, LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR JOBS
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     1. 6/14/2009 7:32 PM Jake from TheRandomestRetards wrote:
        Yeah She's right.
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• 6/5/2009 6:59 PM Taco wrote:
  Animal pornagraphy
  
  "the sheep, The goat, and the lost horse!"
  
  lmao!
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• 6/5/2009 7:25 PM Ian wrote:
  "Did my Woodsy get capped?"
  
  ESPN Prank Call.
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• 6/5/2009 7:36 PM MirangaloandMike wrote:
  Ghost Hunters:
  Operator: How did you get rid of it?
  You: Well, i got naked found a kettle drum and started playing!
  Operator: Rly? That is exactly wat u are supposed to do!
  You: Seriously? Even getting naked?
  Operator: Getting naked... no... wat song did you play?
  You: Oh, like kumbaya or humba shumba humba bubmba...
  
  
  LOL If i dont win i dont care but keep it up!
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• 6/5/2009 8:12 PM Matt wrote:
  James where are you
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• 6/5/2009 8:12 PM Ryan wrote:
  more or less?
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• 6/5/2009 8:12 PM Julianne wrote:
  "P as in PENCIL."
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• 6/5/2009 8:12 PM Justin Logan wrote:
  "well...thats what she said but i dont know"
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• 6/5/2009 8:12 PM Erich wrote:
  "GET OFF THE ROOF!"-direct tv call
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• 6/5/2009 8:12 PM Cory wrote:
  I posted before and didn't know I had to quote one..
  
  "Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy"
  
  
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• 6/5/2009 8:12 PM Jakob wrote:
  The Real Marlie and me!
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• 6/5/2009 8:12 PM DMSTR wrote:
  THATS THE NAME OF THE PRONO HER MOTHER WAS IN from longest prank call ever
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• 6/5/2009 8:12 PM Ashton wrote:
  behate de fucking pla!!!!!
  (spelling)
  
  
  love u guys
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  1. 6/8/2009 8:38 AM Ashton wrote:
     -direct tv call
     
     you have to upload that vid =)
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• 6/5/2009 8:12 PM Cameron Medri wrote:
  "not a chance, poopie pants"
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• 6/5/2009 8:13 PM DezThePez wrote:
  Is james there?
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• 6/5/2009 8:13 PM Rachid Parchment wrote:
  Quote: "That's what she said"
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• 6/5/2009 8:13 PM Evan Compton wrote:
  "hickle dickle moi moi was the name of the porno her mother was in!"
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• 6/5/2009 8:13 PM Erich wrote:
  I love this show and cloud minus 6
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• 6/5/2009 8:13 PM John Ogden wrote:
  "I got high. WHAT?!?!?"
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• 6/5/2009 8:13 PM Ian wrote:
  "My computer says I'm gay."
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• 6/5/2009 8:13 PM Jordan wrote:
  Can I please just get a medium wanton soup?
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• 6/5/2009 8:13 PM Marissa wrote:
  "I shipped my dead cat"
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• 6/5/2009 8:13 PM Zack wrote:
  "What would Obama do?"
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• 6/5/2009 8:13 PM Logan Kemmer wrote:
  "I lost my baby"
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• 6/5/2009 8:13 PM Prankster163 wrote:
  Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy I LOVE YOU DADDDY
  Can go jump rope daddy?
  Yeah go outside and leave me alone >.>
  
  Hope i won
  Luv the show
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  1. 6/5/2009 8:15 PM Prankster163 wrote:
     NONONO!! my fav is
     "Say Hickle Dickle Moi moi"
     "What?"
     "Hickle Dickle Moi Moi"
     Hahahaha
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• 6/5/2009 8:13 PM Zook wrote:
  "You ate my enchilada!"
  "And what does that mean?"
  "I'm going to kill you!"
  Do I win yet?
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• 6/5/2009 8:13 PM Jordan Hiltunen wrote:
  "So pretty I had to eat her"
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• 6/5/2009 8:13 PM Mary Damato wrote:
  "My computer keeps saying I'm gay"
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• 6/5/2009 8:13 PM Jake wrote:
  "12-6 cloud" lol my favorite quote
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• 6/5/2009 8:13 PM Shannon wrote:
  "A Glass of tea a day keeps the mailman away."
  LOL
  I Loooove you guys =P
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• 6/5/2009 8:13 PM josh and blake wrote:
  quote 12-6 cloud
  i hope we win we love you guys and gals i love you!!!! hope we win
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• 6/5/2009 8:14 PM Kaylee wrote:
  "5X10 is 52!"
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• 6/5/2009 8:14 PM Michael wrote:
  I hope i get it heres my quote
  "She is a simple slut"
  Shirley Phelps prank call
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• 6/5/2009 8:14 PM luke wrote:
  "take a midol, get a pad and shut up!"
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• 6/5/2009 8:14 PM zac wrote:
  i slipped her the pill...
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• 6/5/2009 8:14 PM Koal McMillan wrote:
  I hope I win, I love the show,
  
  "My name jimmy, I heard you messin around with my girl Lauren."
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• 6/5/2009 8:14 PM jeremyblabar wrote:
  ooh you ca put some sausage on my pizza big boy
  
  from the pizza guy prank
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• 6/5/2009 8:14 PM Sean wrote:
  "Your lawn looks like crap."
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• 6/5/2009 8:14 PM josh wrote:
  wheres james??????
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• 6/5/2009 8:14 PM Gabe wrote:
  " I left my two year old baby inside your store in a basket "
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• 6/5/2009 8:14 PM Blake wrote:
  "So pretty i... had to eat her"
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• 6/5/2009 8:14 PM Bryce Lanning wrote:
  So pretty I had to eat her.
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• 6/5/2009 8:14 PM Casey wrote:
  "A BEAR?!" I found this quite funny, as you had already told the Lost Pet hotline lady that it was a bear, named Smokey, and that it was black. You had also found it in the woods. The fact that it took her so long to figure it out, is quite funny.
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• 6/5/2009 8:14 PM Kevin Stec wrote:
  "Can I take a bite out of your taco?"
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• 6/5/2009 8:14 PM Sterling wrote:
  "so if i slap it again, will i get the smallest grain of salt that you can only see out of the corner of your eye with the hubble telescope?"
  
  slapchop crank
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• 6/5/2009 8:15 PM Jillian wrote:
  QUOTE!!!:
  Shirley Phelps:"You're going down town clown."
  Jared: "Not a chance poppy pants!"
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• 6/5/2009 8:15 PM Justin wrote:
  Does Obama go to that storage space??
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• 6/5/2009 8:15 PM Kyle Higley wrote:
  james where are you??
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• 6/5/2009 8:15 PM michael meyer wrote:
  i love your guys show my quote is :
  "how much is it per tit?"
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• 6/5/2009 8:15 PM Donna Meredith wrote:
  hey! Thats what she said =P
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• 6/5/2009 8:15 PM kyle hill wrote:
  i don't need you to yell sir.
  
  
  24 hour locksmith prank call
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• 6/5/2009 8:15 PM Erich wrote:
  I love this show and so pretty I had to eat her lol
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• 6/5/2009 8:15 PM Matthew wrote:
  "Not a chance poopy pants." One the shirley phelps episode thing. Halarious!
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• 6/5/2009 8:15 PM Eric wrote:
  "june 4th" Pedo wants to party
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• 6/5/2009 8:15 PM dylan wrote:
  (inward scream)what the hell was the!?...(inward scream)
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• 6/5/2009 8:15 PM Ryan wrote:
  "So Pretty I had to eat her."
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• 6/5/2009 8:15 PM Ian wrote:
  "My computer says I'm gay" -- Computer Says I'm gay prank call.
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• 6/5/2009 8:15 PM Chris wrote:
  i left my baby i wanna be a goood parent quoted by brandon
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• 6/5/2009 8:15 PM sam king wrote:
  on the front it says she was so pretty and on the bak it says i had to eat her
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• 6/5/2009 8:16 PM kalani wrote:
  hi my name is brendon
  
  i think i left my baby in the store
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• 6/5/2009 8:16 PM Mike wrote:
  "Put the wiffle ball bat down!"
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• 6/5/2009 8:16 PM Chloe wrote:
  Tiddy Bear Call
  "BOOM TIDDIES"
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• 6/5/2009 8:16 PM Eric wrote:
  "june 4th" pedo wants to party
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• 6/5/2009 8:17 PM michael wrote:
  Hello I would like to try to win the webcam!!!
  
  "i've seen stiff on t.v. and they complain about the crotch"
  PICK ME!!!
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• 6/5/2009 8:17 PM john wrote:
  what is playboy?
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• 6/5/2009 8:17 PM Brandon Grockenberger wrote:
  "Fluffy,Fluffy, Dont go stay with me Fluffy!"
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• 6/5/2009 8:17 PM Cody Terreson wrote:
  "swear on every gallon of strawberry milk in asia" - the longest prank call over
  that quote is definetly one of my favorite quotes
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• 6/5/2009 8:17 PM David Turcsan wrote:
  "Can I take a bite out of your taco?"
  Classic.
  Keep up the good work guys!
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• 6/5/2009 8:17 PM Richardo9589 wrote:
  "Wait, so you are going to come over and play with my daughter and show her what's in your secret box of fun????"
  
  No, listen to the call and see what she said. I did not say that. She said without even asking me or you that I was going to come over and play hickle dickle muy muy.
  
  Wait. hickle dickle muy muy. That was the name of the porno her mother was in.
  
  Oh, well she didn't tell me about that.
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  1. 6/5/2009 8:34 PM Richardo9589 wrote:
     wait, no my fav is not that one. my fav is from longest prank call.
     
     "Have you ever looked the devil straight in the face and said...hi?
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• 6/5/2009 8:17 PM daniel wrote:
  from pissed off girlfriend call
  "you will get over him i promise.i see your phone broke up like you and Joey."
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• 6/5/2009 8:17 PM Ivan wrote:
  "This call will be recorded" lol, who cares... skype FTW
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  1. 6/5/2009 8:19 PM Ivan wrote:
     I should have said "This call maybe recorded"
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• 6/5/2009 8:18 PM patrick stanko wrote:
  "let me take a bite out of your taco"
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• 6/5/2009 8:18 PM brian wrote:
  "they had a problem with the shipping so that all of the boxes where pre-open or sum crap like that"
  
  animal porn an ipod
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• 6/5/2009 8:18 PM Scott wrote:
  "IS IT THOSE FREAKEN CHICKENS!" Ha ghost hunters prank call my fave lol
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• 6/5/2009 8:18 PM Jimmy wrote:
  Hey, it's fredsstate from youtube and stickam and I am your #1 fan and my favorite fridaynightcrank prank call is the squirrel in the christmas tree one. It is the funniest one ever! subscribe to me at youtube and stickam. peace!
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• 6/5/2009 8:19 PM Olivia wrote:
  "The fourth one from the bottom, next to the chicken."
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• 6/5/2009 8:19 PM patrick stanko wrote:
  "can i take a bite out of your taco?"
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• 6/5/2009 8:19 PM Shawn M. wrote:
  "How big is the vacuum compared to a tree"
  "I don't know, theres many different trees"
  
  From the "Sucking Scale" Video, my favorite quote.
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• 6/5/2009 8:19 PM larisa wrote:
  "so pretty I...had to eat her." LOL
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• 6/5/2009 8:19 PM Aaron Triplett wrote:
  "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!,"
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• 6/5/2009 8:19 PM Alyssa wrote:
  i love love love you guys show just to let you know im in your room friday night cranks1 fan "hickory dickery dock the chef wears the smock, the clock struck 1 we all had fun hickery dickery dock" stupid mom learns myspace talk
  thanks
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• 6/5/2009 8:19 PM Samara P. wrote:
  "You put your cat in the oven? Was the oven ON?!" -Shipped Dead Cat With UPS Prank Call
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• 6/5/2009 8:20 PM Joey wrote:
  "I Took A Bubble Bath In This Hat!"
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• 6/5/2009 8:20 PM Jon Turner wrote:
  "Is this the Dominoes where everything happened?"
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• 6/5/2009 8:20 PM Ryan wrote:
  "Is This The Sausage Factory?"
  
  
  hahaha, I loved that one, it was my favorite prank call. you guys keep doin what you do, pick me!
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• 6/5/2009 8:20 PM David Turcsan wrote:
  "My cat, MEEEOW!"
  Classic.
  Keep up the good work guys!
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• 6/5/2009 8:20 PM josh wrote:
  where james? my clothes are missing.
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• 6/5/2009 8:21 PM Katie wrote:
  Your last name? Colensworth. So that would be Collnigsworth. A g! A g! Did you put a g? Mhmmm.
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• 6/5/2009 8:22 PM kow777 wrote:
  jesus freaking christ on crack time two
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• 6/5/2009 8:22 PM Debbie wrote:
  "playboy contains up to date articles on fashion, finance sports in depth interviews, terrific fiction and photos of the worlds most beautiful women.
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• 6/5/2009 8:22 PM Tony wrote:
  "Sir, the letter we sent said 'Step 1: Buy a lawn mower.' That's what it said!"
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• 6/5/2009 8:23 PM Jimmy wrote:
  Hey Jared and kristen and Joe. I am your #1 fan and my favorite fridaynightcrank prank call is the squirrel in the Christmas tree. Make sure you subscribe and all to my youtube/stickam channel. Please pick me to give me the hat and/or the signed web cam. peace.
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• 6/5/2009 8:23 PM Samara P. wrote:
  "You put your cat in the oven?? Was the oven ON?!" - Shipped Dead Cat with UPS Prank Call
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• 6/5/2009 8:23 PM David wrote:
  "I said you don't have to bend over backwards for me thats my job cutie pututie." My computer thinks I'm gay Prank Call
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• 6/5/2009 8:24 PM Katie wrote:
  "But how do they disgaurdd it?! There needs to be a procedure they dont blend it?!"
  "Sir there is no disgaurding procedure."
  ~Shipped dead cat with UPS prank call
  hahahahha had me laughing for dayssss
  hahahaha
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• 6/5/2009 8:24 PM Ryan the Lion wrote:
  "Uh, well the last favorite thing had meatloaf on it..
  
  (other guy):hahaha, that was funny. i needed that"
  
  that was from the longest prank call ever i loved that one it was the best prank call, i have the whole video of it on my psp
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• 6/5/2009 8:25 PM Jason Spatola wrote:
  Jared: I'm sorry... That's a little example of what I have been dealing with.
  
  Ryan: That's quite alright. She sounds very nice.
  
  Jared: She is very nice... She is very nice.
  
  Kristin: BUFFALO WINGS!!!
  
  Jared: She likes to eat... a lot.
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• 6/5/2009 8:26 PM Alyssa K. wrote:
  "So I go in, sit down, and I'm watching them, and their killing eachother right? And I say, I wana do that!"
  --(Karate Studio Prank call)
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• 6/5/2009 8:26 PM Squelf wrote:
  "ONE! me! its for me! its not for anybody else on the face of this planet! i want a medium wanton soup! ok? so can i get a medium wanton soup?" "ok" "no, can i yes or no?" "yes, i say ok"
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• 6/5/2009 8:26 PM Sammie wrote:
  "Can I order ze suasages at this factory?"
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• 6/5/2009 8:27 PM Samara P. wrote:
  "you put your cat in the oven?? was the oven on??" - Shipped dead cat with ups prank call.
  lolzz
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• 6/5/2009 8:27 PM Mike wrote:
  "8214 P P as in pencil."
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• 6/5/2009 8:28 PM Taylor wrote:
  love u guys
  
  vacum call---" does it just suck or can it blow too?"
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• 6/5/2009 8:28 PM Debbie wrote:
  "playboy contains up to date articles on fashion, finance sports in depth interviews, terrific fiction and photos of the worlds most beautiful women."
  
  playboy magazine call. (:
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• 6/5/2009 8:28 PM Ian wrote:
  "But i'm payin' about two thousand a munnnth." -- Geico Prank Call (9:25 PM, June 5th )
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• 6/5/2009 8:28 PM Julian wrote:
  "THATS WHAT SHE SAID"
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• 6/5/2009 8:30 PM josh wrote:
  wher james? my clothes are missing.
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• 6/5/2009 8:30 PM Melissa wrote:
  Jared:I got naked & found a kettle drum and started drumming.
  Ghosthunter: OMG! That is exactly what you're supposed to do.
  Jared:I'm supposed to get naked?
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• 6/5/2009 8:31 PM Kayleen wrote:
  Jarred- "The current company i'm with is kinda screwin' me up the butt right now."
  Denis- "Oh, that not good.
  
  Denis- "You're doin' it real nice."
  Jarred- "That's what she said."
  
  Jarred- "What's cha favorite color Denis?"
  Denis- "That'd have to be white."
  
  Jarred- "If ya ever see a drucken old lady, don't ever tried to confront her."
  "I see."
  
  Jarred- "I started that car up and drove that bitch down there."
  
  These five quoats are from your last show. The prankcall to the auto company(Denis).
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• 6/5/2009 8:31 PM Ian F. wrote:
  "So I made my daughter put the kite in the car, and fly it out the window" -- Geico Prank Call.
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• 6/5/2009 8:32 PM larisa wrote:
  "Im a leo we're supposed to be best friends"
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• 6/5/2009 8:34 PM Julian Nasti wrote:
  "I like Obama"
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• 6/5/2009 8:36 PM Julian Nasti wrote:
  "I was speeding, it was in a cemetery, which is 5 miles per hour, I was going reverse on the wrong side of the highway"
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• 6/5/2009 8:37 PM Alex wrote:
  "I dont have a sucking scale, unfortunatly"lolol
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• 6/5/2009 8:39 PM Julian Nasti wrote:
  "umbrella coverage, and please don't say its for your umbrella"
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• 6/5/2009 8:42 PM Darrian wrote:
  "After she was bleeding, I thought it would be smart to pour peroxide on her. But that's not the best thing to do to an open wound in the throat, I'm guessing. So I put a bandaid on it."
  
  My Favorite FNC~ Squirrel In A Christmas Tree!
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• 6/5/2009 8:43 PM Ian F. wrote:
  "ARE YOU FERIZZLE MY NIZZLE?" -- Geico Prank Call.
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• 6/5/2009 8:46 PM Julian Nasti wrote:
  "did you ever have one of those days were you lost your wallet"
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• 6/5/2009 8:47 PM Tim wrote:
  "Barney Stimpleton your quote is..." --Geico prank call
  
  hey guys love the show and especially the longest prank call ever!
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• 6/5/2009 8:49 PM daniel wrote:
  i pray to saitan
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• 6/5/2009 8:50 PM Dustin Cullimore wrote:
  barney: have you ever had one of thoes day where you were looking for something and it was on you the whole time?
  
  Dennis: (laughs) can't sat that i have
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• 6/5/2009 8:52 PM Austin nazworth wrote:
  "55 square feet more or less?"
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• 6/5/2009 8:53 PM Dustin Cullimore wrote:
  Barney: 12-6
  Dennis: 1206?
  Barney 12-6 cloud
  Dennis: it seems you have put the word cloud in there
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• 6/5/2009 8:54 PM Eric wrote:
  "have you ever pisses a nickel?"
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• 6/5/2009 8:54 PM Brandon Gomez wrote:
  "12-6, Yes or No?"
  
  Hilarious xD
  
  "Geico Call (June 05, 2009)"
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• 6/5/2009 8:55 PM Omar Menzel wrote:
  there is blood on my crapet
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• 6/5/2009 8:55 PM Kyle wrote:
  "12-6, yes or no? Cloud"
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• 6/5/2009 8:56 PM Jake from TheRandomestRetards wrote:
  Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!
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• 6/5/2009 8:56 PM ZAC wrote:
  12-6 =6CLOUD OMG LOVE IT
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• 6/5/2009 8:56 PM Scott Mead wrote:
  Twelve Minus Six.....Cloud
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• 6/5/2009 8:56 PM Joshua wrote:
  girl: "so it seems like you kinda are looking forward to having the baby right?"
  
  Jared: "yea, i mean i am, she is, i don't know about her husband."
  
  That quote is from the Teen Crisis Hot line Call. Easily one of the best calls you've done.
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• 6/5/2009 8:56 PM Betchlin wrote:
  "AAAAAEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEIIIIIIAAAAAOOOOOOOOOEEEEIIIIEIIIIEIIIEIEOOAOOAOAOAOOAOOOEOEOEOOEOEOEOEEOEOOEOEEO"
  (Jared's screech)
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• 6/5/2009 8:57 PM Connor Mackay wrote:
  My fav. phrase would have to be
  
  "can I take a bite from ur taco"
  lol U guys are amazin
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• 6/5/2009 8:57 PM Aimee wrote:
  Jared- 'please im begging if all of the boys & all of the girls will just please if u seek amy'
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• 6/5/2009 8:57 PM Nick Tikhonov wrote:
  "Can you sing the rocky theme song with me?"
  
  EPIC quote...
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• 6/5/2009 8:57 PM Kevrock wrote:
  Sir the letter said step one, buy a lawn mower!
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• 6/5/2009 8:57 PM Erich wrote:
  I love the show
  my name is not winwin, winwin is frickin asian i am not asian
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• 6/5/2009 8:57 PM jordan sharpe wrote:
  *sccccreeeeech!*
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• 6/5/2009 8:57 PM KEvin wrote:
  chika chika boom boom will there be enough room?
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• 6/5/2009 8:57 PM Ashley wrote:
  what about miley cyrus
  oh you mean that little girl
  yeah her
  oh shit is a slut (whatever she said)
  oh i think she is cute
  
  everyone took the good ones lol
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• 6/5/2009 8:57 PM UndercoverSponge wrote:
  "BUFFALLO WINGS!!!" -Kristen
  (Longest Prank Call)
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• 6/5/2009 8:57 PM Omar Menzel wrote:
  Barny: this camera is pissen me off
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• 6/5/2009 8:57 PM Paige Brantley wrote:
  "More or less?" Storage Facility Prank
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• 6/5/2009 8:58 PM Luis Prieto wrote:
  Ipod Prank Call...
  "My son I dressed up in a Bear costume taking advantage of his stuffed animals!"
  
  LOL I was craking up for hours =D
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• 6/5/2009 8:58 PM anthony miller wrote:
  "whats on Kristen's shirt" said by Jared in between prank calls after the Geico prank call on 6/5/09
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• 6/5/2009 8:58 PM Mike Suchocki wrote:
  "Not a chance, poopy pants!"
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• 6/5/2009 8:59 PM natalie wrote:
  can i take bite out of your taco. hahahahahahahahaha
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• 6/5/2009 8:59 PM Katy wrote:
  "Not a chance poopy pants"
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• 6/5/2009 8:59 PM Patrick wrote:
  CAn i have a bite out of your taco?
  
  stupid mom learns myspace talk.
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• 6/5/2009 8:59 PM Leah Dando wrote:
  So pretty, I had to EAT HER
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• 6/5/2009 8:59 PM Brittany wrote:
  my fav. qoute is Hickle Dickle Moy Moy its great!!!!!
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• 6/5/2009 9:00 PM Luke Mendrick wrote:
  "Between you and me I am home alone."
  Luv you guys!
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• 6/5/2009 9:01 PM Amber wrote:
  Jared: "If I give them enough candy they will be calling me daddy."
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• 6/5/2009 9:02 PM Jas wrote:
  "walmart goes on lock down"
  
  "well what was she wearing?"
  "umm clothes"
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• 6/5/2009 9:02 PM Julian Nasti wrote:
  "another titanic is going down if you know what I mean" - friday june 5th 2009, live friday night cranks
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• 6/5/2009 9:02 PM alex wrote:
  Netflix Prank
  
  Turn off the tv
  
  Why
  
  Im sorry she is one of those little pissy things
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• 6/5/2009 9:03 PM Patrick wrote:
  hickery dickory dock the chef wears the smock the clock struck 1 we all have fun hickory dickory dock.
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• 6/5/2009 9:03 PM MrKibbles wrote:
  "God hasn't been helping me the last couple of months, should I pray to Satan?"
  
  I've BEEN wanting one of those caps. Need a webcam, too.
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• 6/5/2009 9:03 PM Matt wrote:
  The best line was "oonce oonce oonce, you're gay, you're gay, you're realy realy gay," from my comupter thinks im gay.
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• 6/5/2009 9:04 PM Veronica wrote:
  "A different ship was sinking if you know what I mean."
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• 6/5/2009 9:04 PM Alex wrote:
  Today's live show 6/5/09
  
  Jared: Don't Tell mommy
  
  Kristen: Why?
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• 6/5/2009 9:04 PM Patrick wrote:
  "you ate my enchilada" stupid mom learns myspace talk.
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• 6/5/2009 9:04 PM Katy wrote:
  "It's a sad good movie but not when a walrus is screwing a dolhpin"
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• 6/5/2009 9:05 PM Paige Brantley wrote:
  Yeah its a sad movie but not when a walrus is screwin a dolphin
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• 6/5/2009 9:05 PM ryan koller wrote:
  Jared:... and then some random dolphin figure comes out and it and the walrus start doing it
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• 6/5/2009 9:05 PM Maggie wrote:
  "Don't tell mommy" "Why?" "Because then she will be mad at daddy." "Why?" "Just... Don't tell mommy" "Why?"
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• 6/5/2009 9:06 PM Leah Dando wrote:
  Hold on to your tiddies!!
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• 6/5/2009 9:07 PM Manal Sayed wrote:
  "It's a sad good movie but not when a walrus is screwing a dolphin." Lol
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• 6/5/2009 9:07 PM logan wrote:
  Shes in a picnic basket!
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• 6/5/2009 9:07 PM Leah wrote:
  If you seek amy.
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• 6/5/2009 9:08 PM Derek wrote:
  "It look like it was burned with that light scribe stuff."
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• 6/5/2009 9:08 PM Julian Nasti wrote:
  "daddy,daddy look im a dolphin"
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• 6/5/2009 9:08 PM ryan koller wrote:
  Jared: and then some random dolphin figure came out and it and the walrus started doing it
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• 6/5/2009 9:09 PM Logan wrote:
  I got naked and banged on a kettle drum like shing dong da da shing doy da da da da doy
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• 6/5/2009 9:09 PM Blake wrote:
  "God hasn't been helping me the last couple of months. Should I pray to Satan?"
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• 6/5/2009 9:10 PM mindy wrote:
  A different ship sunk if you know what I mean!
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• 6/5/2009 9:10 PM Leah wrote:
  DADDY I HAVE TUSKS
  my new favorite from this episode
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• 6/5/2009 9:12 PM Julian Nasti wrote:
  "I think we can say she's out of the house" friday night cranks live
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• 6/5/2009 9:17 PM Kelsey wrote:
  Kristin: Hey shaun hey shaun you want to hear this really cool dolphin noise i can make now
  Guy on phone: umm let me.....
  Kristin: Ayyy ayy iiiii oiiiiioooo ayyyy
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• 6/5/2009 9:17 PM Dustin Cullimore wrote:
  Sean the Netflix guy: I'm 25
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• 6/5/2009 9:19 PM Casey wrote:
  " A couple months ago me and my wife was camping out in the woods as we stumpled apon this animal that we decided to keep not really knowing what it was."
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• 6/5/2009 9:24 PM lucy wrote:
  there's always gonna be another mounation
  
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• 6/5/2009 9:24 PM Leah Dando wrote:
  HEY SEAN HEY SEAN HEY SEAN
  DO U WANNA HEAR MY DOLPHIN NOISE??
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• 6/5/2009 9:24 PM Tyler Trosclair wrote:
  my favorite was when kristen shouted.'I WANT MY TIDDYBEARS!"
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• 6/5/2009 9:25 PM Kaylee wrote:
  "This is like the 50th time you broke the law. We did not break the law!"
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• 6/5/2009 9:25 PM Casey wrote:
  Jared: how late are you open?
  
  Netflix: im 25.
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• 6/5/2009 9:26 PM Matthew wrote:
  12-6cloud
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• 6/5/2009 9:26 PM steve wrote:
  ay yai yai yai ( SHREIK)
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• 6/5/2009 9:26 PM nevin wrote:
  this will win "orrrr rrrrr rrrrr ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh im a walrus orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr orrrrrrrrr now im a dophin ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh orrrrr ahhhhhhhhh this isnt titanic orrrrrrrrrrr orrrrrr ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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• 6/5/2009 9:26 PM Sam wrote:
  My carpet has blood on it and im really scared!"BANG" AHHHHHH HOLY SHIT!!
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• 6/5/2009 9:26 PM Connor wrote:
  "Look Daddy, I can make dolphin noises!"
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• 6/5/2009 9:27 PM Anthony wrote:
  Daddy i just got wip creamed!!
  from the world of warcraft customer service prank call
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• 6/5/2009 9:27 PM Rusty Shackleford wrote:
  "its for me! Its not for anyone else on this planet!" Medium Wanton Soup!
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• 6/5/2009 9:28 PM Dustin Cullimore wrote:
  Jared: how are you
  Sean The Netflix Guy: I'm 25
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• 6/5/2009 9:28 PM Abby wrote:
  "12-6 cloud" lol!!
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  1. 6/5/2009 9:35 PM abby wrote:
     someone's already done that well:
     
     person: what?
     Jared: 12-6 cloud
     person: 1200?
     Jared: no 12-6 ClOUD
     person: I don't understand you....
     
     =)
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• 6/5/2009 9:28 PM gordon!!!!!!!! wrote:
  Yeah im naked and banging on a drum
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• 6/5/2009 9:29 PM SHAWN wrote:
  "im not a walrus"
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• 6/5/2009 9:29 PM leah Dando wrote:
  I think I left her in a basket
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• 6/5/2009 9:29 PM Matt wrote:
  Lady: We have either a pint or a quart.
  Jard: I want a medium.
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• 6/5/2009 9:29 PM Designer.Roger wrote:
  "I watch Friday Night Cranks from 3am till 5am every friday night because i live in Norway"
  
  Thanks for doing a awesome show Jared, Kristin and Joe! You guys are awesome and make million of peoples laught every friday!
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• 6/5/2009 9:30 PM will wrote:
  will you have 60 more or less boxes more or less? charine!!!!!! lmao storage facility prank
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• 6/5/2009 9:31 PM Kelsey wrote:
  Ohh Dad I just got raped....WOW Prank Call
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• 6/5/2009 9:31 PM steve wrote:
  look daddy i have tusks!
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• 6/5/2009 9:31 PM Kevin Brock wrote:
  "wE'RE GONNA POST THIS VIDEO UP ANYWAY!" HAHAHA EPIC, BTW DO U PLAY GUITAR????
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• 6/5/2009 9:31 PM CODY wrote:
  how big is it gonna get
  thats what she said
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• 6/5/2009 9:31 PM Joshua wrote:
  Daddy! I have tusks!
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• 6/5/2009 9:31 PM Eric wrote:
  "i took it up the nose because im gay"
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• 6/5/2009 9:31 PM gordon wrote:
  will you pray with me?
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• 6/5/2009 9:32 PM Karolina wrote:
  "LET US PRAY"
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• 6/5/2009 9:32 PM Alec wrote:
  Daddy I'm gonna rape him be fore he rapes me!
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• 6/5/2009 9:32 PM Samara wrote:
  "you put your cat in the oven?! was the oven on??" - shipped dead cat with ups prank call
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• 6/5/2009 9:32 PM Ian Eckerson wrote:
  SAY DA TAH DAY PLAH!
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• 6/5/2009 9:32 PM AndySmith wrote:
  From todays call- "wow guys that was the longest screech i've ever done, like literally 10 seconds... my throat hurts" Hahaha 12-6yesorno.cloud.
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• 6/5/2009 9:33 PM Blake J. wrote:
  "so pretty... i had to eat her"
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• 6/5/2009 9:33 PM nick wrote:
  "I'm new here, bro!" (7-11 prank call)
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• 6/5/2009 9:33 PM Joeseph wrote:
  HEY JARED, ITS JOESEPH FROM SOUTH CAROLINA!! HOW CAN YOU GIVE AWAY THE HAT OFF OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SENDING IT TO ME?? CAN YOU PLEASE NOT USE IT IN THE CONTEST AND SEND IT TO ME LIKE YOU HAD PLANNED ON DOING IN THE FIRST PLACE??
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• 6/5/2009 9:33 PM alex wrote:
  Hotline Girl: " Yeah, that's a pretty big situation you have there."
  
  Jared:"yeah, thats what she said."
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• 6/5/2009 9:34 PM Yerko wrote:
  hi from cox communication
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• 6/5/2009 9:34 PM steve wrote:
  I loved brandon at wamart....
  I'm zooming down the freeway.....
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• 6/5/2009 9:34 PM dylan parker wrote:
  (guy on telephone)"she told me to say hickle dickle moui moui" jared:"that was the name of the porno her mom was in"
  longest prank call ever
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• 6/5/2009 9:35 PM Jackie wrote:
  "Yeah.. I don't think Titanic has walruses (sp?)" From tonights show, 'Porno Titanic' HAHAHA MEGA/EPIC/AWSEOME/WICKID PROPS TO KRISTIN FOR THE ANIMAL NOISES!!!! rofl
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• 6/5/2009 9:35 PM Ashley wrote:
  omg wtf was that *scream*
  god hasnt really been nice to me lately so what if i pray to satin will he scare them away
  (lady) well i guess you could
  lets pray to satin satin please help me
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• 6/5/2009 9:35 PM Jason The cat master wrote:
  MY NAME IS TYLER AND I TOOK A CRAP THE SIZE OF A BASEBALL TODAY, BUT IT'S ALL GOOD!!!
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• 6/5/2009 9:35 PM niko wrote:
  i beg to differ more or less
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• 6/5/2009 9:35 PM Steven wrote:
  My fav was from my computer thinks im gay "I'll give u my shavigivibana big boy, u dont have 2 bend over 4 me thts my job cutie patooty."
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• 6/5/2009 9:37 PM Chelsea wrote:
  "Is there a special package for gay babbies?"
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• 6/5/2009 9:37 PM Aaron Holkan wrote:
  hey this is brenden i left my babby in you wallmart
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• 6/5/2009 9:37 PM Reilly Hall wrote:
  I loved the prank call gone wrong where Jarod was tlking to the mom and said, "I cant, your gonna yell at me." That part was so hilarious.
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• 6/5/2009 9:37 PM Ive wrote:
  I forgot my baby!!! She's in a basket!!
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• 6/5/2009 9:38 PM Jackie wrote:
  "Yeah..I don't think Titanic has walruses.." HILARIOUSE!!!
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• 6/5/2009 9:41 PM mags wrote:
  whores get stds and that might hurt you in the long run in fact you blow up
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• 6/5/2009 9:41 PM azzbob wrote:
  "so pritty i had to eat her"
  also "your gay your gay your realy realy gay" no im not caling you gay im just quoting its 1 of mine and my friends fravout vid also i dont no if u can quote from more than 1 vid so sorry if its not allowed i did not no but i like ur vids so mutch i can't choose witch 1 i also tell my mates to watch you. "you just got pranked called by fiday night cranks" and sorry for bad spelling im dislexic lol
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• 6/5/2009 9:45 PM brookee ashley wrote:
  my baby can read
  
  "my gay baby"
  "do i have to buy another one for my other gay baby"
  
  
  i laughed for days at that!
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  1. 6/5/2009 9:47 PM brookee ashley wrote:
     also wake up gay baby this lady just offended you & she said sorry
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• 6/5/2009 9:47 PM Joey wrote:
  "Daddy im a dolphin" I'm in the contest
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• 6/5/2009 9:47 PM Benzo wrote:
  "Jared: What's in the magazine?
  Operator: Playboy contains up-to-date articles on fasion, finance, sports, indepth interviews,terrific fiction, and photos of the world's most beautiful women.
  Jared: Now what do you mean by photos?
  Operator:Ok, your not familiar with the photograph?"
  
  Friken hilarious from Playboy Magazine prank call
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• 6/5/2009 9:48 PM NIck wrote:
  Bird Noise of course! Bwaaaarrrrkkk rawwwwwwwwwkk!!!!
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• 6/5/2009 9:48 PM azzbob wrote:
  "so pritty i had to eat her" also
  "your gay your gay your realy realy gay" im not calling you gay its a quote its 1 mine and my firends fouret vid of yours and if its not allowed to but more than 1 qoute on i can't choose because so many vids i like anyway i keep telling my friends about you and your show also sorry for the spelling im dislexic and i no there spell cheack but that dose not help if u can't spell the word and dont no how to spell it lol anyway your doing good with these vids keep it up and "you just been pranked by friday night cranks" lol joking
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• 6/5/2009 9:49 PM Rachid wrote:
  Quote:"Bajate the frickin' pla!!!!!!"
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• 6/5/2009 9:52 PM elijah wrote:
  from the playing games with xbox cumstome support
  
  well im sorry that my cat is bleeding from the eye and having baby kitties at the same time
  
  my favorite one!
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• 6/5/2009 9:57 PM Kento wrote:
  2+2cloud.....
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• 6/5/2009 9:58 PM Sandra wrote:
  " Have you ever looked satan in the face and said.....'Hi'"
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• 6/5/2009 10:02 PM Firemblem01 wrote:
  "We Take Everything Through The Nose"
  u guys rock from the peing a nickle one pure genius so ya JARED KRISTIN AND JOE FTW!!!
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• 6/5/2009 10:02 PM Rachel wrote:
  Shirley Phelps: You're going down town clown.
  Jared: Not a chance poopy pants.
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• 6/5/2009 10:02 PM Hamthy wrote:
  Jizz my Pants
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• 6/5/2009 10:03 PM kevin wrote:
  and so do i
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• 6/5/2009 10:04 PM richard wrote:
  "dont you want to be like obama?" "i wanna be black" thats my most vafourit one ever!
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• 6/5/2009 10:04 PM SHANNON wrote:
  Are you wearing a toupee?
  How did you know?!?!
  
  OR
  
  in a few seconds there's gonna be more white stuff on my boxers....
  
  Ghost hunters
  Fucking EPIC
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• 6/5/2009 10:04 PM Megan wrote:
  "God damn it malinda give me my tickle me pink crayons! WHHAAAAA!"
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• 6/5/2009 10:04 PM Shannon wrote:
  Jared: *throws waterbottle against wall*
  *BOOM*
  Kristen: "TIDDYS!!!!"
  
  Haha best one ever!
  Love you guys!
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• 6/5/2009 10:05 PM Eric wrote:
  my favorite quote would have to be either "I got naked and i found a kettle drum and i was drumming" or "Are you calling my gay baby flamboyant?"
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• 6/5/2009 10:05 PM andrew wrote:
  "C-O-L-E-N-S-W-O-R-T-Freakin'H"
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• 6/5/2009 10:05 PM Firemblem01 wrote:
  We Take Everything Through the nose" srry if i doulble posted but U GUys ROck FNC more like FTW
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• 6/5/2009 10:07 PM scott wrote:
  I WANT MY TIDDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  I'M GETTING YOUR TIDDIES!!!!!!!!
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• 6/5/2009 10:07 PM Anthony wrote:
  Daddy i just got wip creamed!!
  from the world of warcraft customer service prank call
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• 6/5/2009 10:08 PM vidad wrote:
  "what your question? i no understand that sorry"
  "did you go to collage?"
  "no"
  "ok, that explanes everything"
  "yeah, i no even get into elementary school"
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• 6/5/2009 10:08 PM SHANNON wrote:
  Pa Pa bear?
  
  
  CAKE!
  
  can I take fluffy for a walk?
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• 6/5/2009 10:08 PM Tara wrote:
  Hilarious videos, you guys are very talented.
  
  "I'm not trying to freak you out..I'm trying to keep myself calm- I opened up my closet door and my cat's just like laying in there, not moving."
  
  hahaha i love it! one of the best ones ever. :]
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• 6/5/2009 10:09 PM Night wrote:
  Disgusting Dominos Pizza Prank C all-
  
  Jared: "Have you seen that video".
  Women: "No Sir"
  Jared: "Let me give it to you this way, two girls one cup with Dominos".
  
  SO FUNNY.
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• 6/5/2009 10:10 PM Dex (this counts, right?) wrote:
  JAY
  Who you know that is so fly
  Star Sixty-Seven and call you at nine
  Tell you that your grandmas in a fire
  Or possibly made a grown man cry
  
  CHORUS
  
  Friday Night Cranks
  Nobody's safe with the numbers in the bank
  Friday Night Cranks
  They're the number one kids with the number one pranks
  Friday Night Cranks
  
  REPEAT 1x
  
  JARED
  You get a call Friday night and its after nine
  Chances are its Me and Kristin on the other line
  We are messing with your head and you dont know what to do
  Cuz Its Friday Night Cranks back with season two.
  After a long week at school or working nine to five
  Go to Stickam.com and you can watch us live
  Come into the chat room, dont be shy
  Send some numbers in and talk to Joe the Camera Guy
  Cuz Its Jared Joe and Kristin doing cranks the best
  Well Call your best friend and tell him that he failed a drug test
  You can Give us the names of ex boy or girlfriends
  With special guests and crank calls the fun just never ends
  
  CHORUS
  
  KRISTIN
  Your getting called late at night And you dont know why
  Talking to Bridget the prep or even Jim the sales guy
  Families getting private calls and they dont know who
  But If your not watching us we could be calling you
  Tell us who to call, dont be specific
  Nine to eleven eastern, six to 8 pacific.
  Getting friends so mad they get pissed and yell
  When we make people cry we know were going to hell
  See some other viewers watching if they have a webcam
  Broadcasting every Friday with our show on Stickam
  We record the whole show in case you missed it
  Here on Friday night cranks with Jared and Kristin
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• 6/5/2009 10:10 PM Metlface wrote:
  "It says: Step One:Buy A Lawnmower." That made me laugh for the rest of the video.
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• 6/5/2009 10:12 PM SHANNON wrote:
  Thats the name of the PORNO her mother was in!
  
  And
  
  Air Hug!
  
  OR
  
  It was like, soaked in fabreeze....
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• 6/5/2009 10:14 PM Jonny wrote:
  From the episode, "Child Protection Services"
  
  "Mind over matter over kid over Taco Bell."
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• 6/5/2009 10:16 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  "Seven and a half paper clips"
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• 6/5/2009 10:17 PM superkicks6 wrote:
  " I THINK MARIO LOPEZ LOOKS INCREDIBLY CUTE WITH HIS SHIRT OFF!!!" "DONT BEND OVER BACKWARDS FOR ME, THATS MY JOB CUTIE PITUTI"
  -my computer thinks im gay
  
  LMAO that is the funniest one. U GUYS JUST MAKE MY DAY.. im a big fan =)KEEP IT UP
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• 6/5/2009 10:17 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  "how big is it gonna get? that's what she said"
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• 6/5/2009 10:19 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  "yikes"
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• 6/5/2009 10:23 PM andrew wrote:
  KARATE call "I Beebegg to diffur"
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• 6/5/2009 10:24 PM Joey wrote:
  spamm sorry about this trying to unsubscribe its giving me a bunch of spam but "Daddy I am a walrus!"
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• 6/5/2009 10:24 PM Julian wrote:
  Jared: "I used an entire bottle of Frebreeze. Heres what i did, I wraped the cat in saran wrap first and then I like marinated it in frebreeze and i put it in the oven on 325 for a little bit and i wraped it in tinfoil and i poured more frebreeze on top of it."
  
  UPS Lady: "You put your cat in the oven?"
  From the Shipped Dead Cat with UPS Prank Call on youtube.
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• 6/5/2009 10:25 PM Tim wrote:
  "A G?! A G?! Did you put a G?! That's Collingsworth! (British accent)Collingsworth! We need Colenswort-frickin'-h."
  Thanks for all the laughs guys!
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• 6/5/2009 10:27 PM augalashema wrote:
  Sausage Factory Prank Call.....
  ........................................
  Kristin: my name is Merlin
  lady:hahahahaha
  Kristin:whats so funny
  lady: can i have your last name?
  Kristin: my name of the last
  ...............................
  kristin:booozy
  Jared: yo woman who da hell is dis
  lady:hahahah
  Jared: is there a reason your laughing like a nippy cat???
  Jared:cuz i don't think i look like no nippy cat
  Jared: u laughing at my wife..do u think i like nippen with a cat???
  there aint nothen funny bout me mam
  Jared: u seam to be having a niggitly gittly time over there
  lady: hahaha that was good!!!
  Jared: i thought my wife was the onlyone with hearing problems
  ........................................
  lol hahaahahahahahahahh the best prank call ever!!!!! 4 eeelll!!!
  Reply to this
• 6/5/2009 10:30 PM Anonymous wrote:
  Sir, did you bake your cat in Febreeze?
  Reply to this
• 6/5/2009 10:41 PM augalashema wrote:
  Sausage Factory Prank Call
  ........................................
  Kristin:my name is merlin
  lady:hahahahaha
  lady:merlen whats your last name???
  Kristin: my name of the last:
  lady: hahah yes ur name of the last
  Kristin: r u making fun of me
  lady: no i would never do that
  Kristin:why u laughing???
  lady: i just heard a joke
  Kristin: a jouke
  lady: yes a yolk
  Kristin:as in funny
  lady:hahahah
  Kristin: ima going to put my husband on the phone
  ........................................
  
  Kristin: booozy
  lady:hahahah that was good
  Jared: yo women who da hell is dis
  Jared:who i be speeken too??
  lady:hahahah
  Jared:why u laughen at my wife
  lay:hahahah
  Jared:whats so funny
  lady:hahah
  Jared: do i look like a nippy cat
  Jared:do i like to nippp with a cat??there is nothing funny about me Mam!!!
  ........................................
  hahahahahah best prank call eva!!!!!!! 4 eelll!!!!!
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• 6/5/2009 11:07 PM christian wrote:
  jared:you promise you wont get mad?
  james' mom:i promise
  jared:i got high
  james' mom:what!?
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• 6/5/2009 11:08 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  "Nelson, you're on MTV, congratulations!"
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• 6/5/2009 11:10 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  "I got 2 largest pizzas and 1 kicker chicken"
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• 6/5/2009 11:12 PM Breanna wrote:
  From Peeing Blood from Headache Medicine:
  
  Lady-"I'm sorry, I couldn't understand you. Will you uh speak slowly for me?"
  
  Jared-"Speak Spanish? Okay."
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• 6/5/2009 11:12 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Poorman: are they good
  Nelson: very good, man. Especially with ranch
  Poorman: rice?
  Nelson: No, RANCH!!!
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• 6/5/2009 11:14 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  This is Nelson, give him a round of applause from MTV!!
  Reply to this
• 6/5/2009 11:17 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  "Trust me, you'll be getting paid more from this than you'll make on your deliveries, I promise you that..."
  Reply to this
• 6/5/2009 11:19 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Poorman: Nelson, do you speak good English?
  Nelson: No. No really
  Reply to this
• 6/5/2009 11:22 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  "Sure, it'll be very simple, we will let the callers know to be very basic and don't use words longer than 3 syllables"
  Reply to this
• 6/5/2009 11:23 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Nelson, are you gonna get fired if you stay any longer?
  My brother in law is my supervisor
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• 6/5/2009 11:26 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Poorman: What race are you, Barney?
  Barney: what the f**k does that matter?
  Poorman: it doesn't. Forget that question
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• 6/5/2009 11:30 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Poorman: what's your favorite position with your wife?
  Nelson: doggy style i think that for me is the best, man
  Reply to this
• 6/5/2009 11:36 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  I want you to try somethin. This was passed down to me from my grandfather and was passed down from his father. It's a little tip from me to you!!
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• 6/5/2009 11:36 PM Rachel wrote:
  Hey guys, love the show!! Jared i am ur biggest fan!! i would love to have ur hat!!!! Please pick me!!!
  Jared:"so is he gonna like punch me in the crotch?"
  Guy on phone:"do you wanna be punched in the crotch?"
  from:Karate Studio Prank Call
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• 6/5/2009 11:42 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Your are going to need a bottle of whipped cream, seven and a half paper clips, your left shoe, if you get the right one you're probably gonna kill her. You're gonna need 18 rubber bands. An exact replica of an Alaskan wolf. The sharpest knife in your kitchen
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• 6/5/2009 11:48 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  If he doesn't have the right ingredients this could end in tragedy. People have been sent to the hospital. My father himself is no longer with us because he did this wrong.
  Reply to this
• 6/5/2009 11:50 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Take the 7 and a half paper clips and form a W
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• 6/5/2009 11:51 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  I'm not crazy, this is how a pleasure my wife in bed
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• 6/5/2009 11:53 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  We can continue this in Spanish. Dónde está el baño?
  Reply to this
• 6/5/2009 11:54 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Bájate de pla. By the way, that is not how you say it, just "Bájate" is enough!!
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• 6/6/2009 12:00 AM Alec wrote:
  If you admit you have a problem, well forget this ever happened..
  I SHOOT UP HERION ALL THE TIME
  IM GONNA GO SHOOT UP RIGHT NOW!
  DRUG TEST.. FAVORITE PRANK EVER
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 12:02 AM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Poorman: It is a male enhancement, it makes your **** grow bigger. Just taste it
  Nelson: I don't need that!!!
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• 6/6/2009 12:08 AM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Brandon: my boyfriend tied me to the bed, and I was like hmm! dirty boy, and he just left me there! I think I'm in love with him. So what should I do?
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• 6/6/2009 12:13 AM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Poorman: Nelson, are you gay?
  Nelson: I have nothing to do about gays, man
  Poorman: Really? You don't like gays?
  Nelson: NO, no, no, I mean, I have nothing to say
  Poorman: You've never had a man?
  Nelson: No
  Poorman: Oh, OK...
  Brandon: So you have nothing to say to me because I'm gay? That's discriminatory
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 12:16 AM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Brandon: If you were me, if you were a sexy, flamboyant motherf**ker like me, what would you do?
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 12:19 AM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Brandon: Oh trust me, when I'm done with you you're gonna love gays!!!
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 12:20 AM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Poorman: Do you prefer women or men?
  Nelson: Sure, womans!!!
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 12:23 AM Jenny wrote:
  Jared: "hickory dickory dot, the chef wears the smock, the clock struck one, we all had fun, hickory dickory dot."
  
  &&
  
  Jared: "you ate my enchilada."
  
  Stupid Mom Learns Myspace (part two)
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• 6/6/2009 12:27 AM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  I'm Nelson, I'm from Chile and I love MTV, man!!!
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• 6/6/2009 12:29 AM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Brandon: Is it wrong to tell you that I don't have pants on any more?
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 12:34 AM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  can you see me, I'm here outside, wave your arms, yell me back!!!
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 12:41 AM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  can I take a bite out of your taco? That's another way to say: can I have you number?
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 12:46 AM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  the moose has left the building that's actually a term for: where do you live?
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• 6/6/2009 12:50 AM Linzy wrote:
  "no a picnic basket, i brought her in in a picnic basket!"
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 12:55 AM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  So for the 55ft, the 52ft, the 49.3ft, they are all the same price? How does that work?
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 2:28 AM Eric wrote:
  Jared I was going to surprise you tomorrow.
  
  Kristin With what bringing the babysitter over for birthday cake.
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• 6/6/2009 6:27 AM Sarah wrote:
  Barney:"12-6? yes or no?"
  Dennis:"Can you word it differently?"
  Barney: "Yes, 12-6? yes or no? cloud?"
  Dennis: "Ok, you..you just added cloud"
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 6:53 AM Leah wrote:
  Nothings my fault, its all Dominos' fault
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 7:04 AM Leah wrote:
  Domino's Pizza Call
  Your Halfway there!
  Woah! Livin on a Prayer!
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 7:11 AM Leah wrote:
  I think Im gay
  touch me im gay
  i will be in the gay parade
  file for divorce
  bitch slap me
  i love obama i would do obama
  obamas cute
  sir how am i gonna fix my gayness??
  i runnin a very big hardrive if you no wat i mean
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 7:13 AM Leah wrote:
  You dont have to bendover backwards for me thats my job
  The viruse is making me horny
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 7:41 AM Paige wrote:
  "It wasn't like the bear that killed old yeller it was like the bear that got lost" -Lost Pet Bear
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 7:42 AM Leah wrote:
  7-11 Prank
  Dude Im doing jumping jacks now
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• 6/6/2009 8:04 AM Leah wrote:
  Playboy contains up-to-date articles on fashion, finance, sports, in-depth interviews, terrific fiction, and photos of the world's most beautiful women!
  playboy prank call
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• 6/6/2009 8:45 AM mags wrote:
  From cheater exposed:
  I'd rather be a bastard child then a whore because whores are going to hurt you in the long run in fact you blow up.
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 8:53 AM Leah wrote:
  You need your left shoe.
  If you use your right shoe you might kill her
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 9:11 AM kenneth wrote:
  "Theirs a squirrel in my Christmas tree"
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• 6/6/2009 9:13 AM kenneth wrote:
  Theirs a squarriel in my Christmas tree.
  Reply to this
  1. 6/6/2009 12:12 PM kenneth wrote:
     sorry posted it twice =)
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• 6/6/2009 9:51 AM Leah wrote:
  Womanizer
  pray for fifi
  
  hahaaha LET US PRAY CALL
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• 6/6/2009 9:59 AM Leah wrote:
  You dont have to get bitchy with me!!
  Mom has a meltdown Call
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• 6/6/2009 10:09 AM Mike wrote:
  "I treat him like a dog. It can sit, it can growl, it can eat on command. Like sometimes I wouldn't even feed it for days. Then I would come up to it with a fish 'cos i know bears like fish and I was just like "here smokey" and it would go to eat it and I would punch that bear and be like, "no you cannot eat that yet" then I would give it to him and be like "you can eat now Smokey" so he can eat on command, if that helps"
  
  Kinda long but its hilarious
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• 6/6/2009 10:25 AM Richard wrote:
  "I'm not a princess; I am a walrus."
  
  I died from laughter during that prank call.
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• 6/6/2009 10:37 AM Tom wrote:
  "My clothes are missing," and " I'm by the woods can come pick me up."
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 11:39 AM Mike wrote:
  "It has a very big hard drive with a lot of memory storage."
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 12:03 PM Zack wrote:
  From 'My Computer Thinks I Gay"
  "What would Obama do?"
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• 6/6/2009 12:44 PM Leah wrote:
  HEY SEAN HEY SEAN HEY SEAN HEY SEAN
  Do you wanna hear my dolphin noises??
  Netflix call.
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 12:46 PM Leah wrote:
  My name is Barney
  B as in Binglebat
  A as in Ackabacka
  R as in Rapture
  N as in Nylon string
  E as in Egg
  and Y as in Yellow Octopus
  hahaha Lost Bear Call
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• 6/6/2009 12:48 PM Leah wrote:
  I believe in Satan
  dear oh mighty satan please satan help us
  please give me your all mighty power satan
  i feel better
  Ghost Hunters
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• 6/6/2009 1:14 PM Megan wrote:
  Brandon wants plastic surgeroy
  Jared"i would like more information on..
  woman"on on on on"
  Jared"on Breast implants"
  Woman"Alrighton breast implants alright, so ill putdown you want information on breast implants"
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• 6/6/2009 1:29 PM Christine wrote:
  "we could potentially have a killer squirrel in our home."
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 1:30 PM Christine wrote:
  "You should contact a physician."
  "A magician? I don't have a magician"
  "A physician"
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 1:35 PM Deanna wrote:
  "can i take a bite out of your taco?"
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 1:36 PM Deanna wrote:
  "Shut the hell up!!!"
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• 6/6/2009 1:49 PM bryan wrote:
  kristin"it depends, can you do my hair later."jared"yes" kristin"a squirrel!can we clip its hair" jared" no it might have rabies". from longest prank call part one.
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• 6/6/2009 1:59 PM bryan wrote:
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• 6/6/2009 2:05 PM bryan wrote:
  that was supposed to say friday night cranks but i dont think it does.
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 2:07 PM bryan wrote:
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• 6/6/2009 2:10 PM bryan wrote:
  yes, this time it worked.
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• 6/6/2009 3:13 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Woman: can you tell me approximately sir, how long you're gonna need the storage for?
  Bahney: Howevah long it takes them to, like, you know, shape up...
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• 6/6/2009 3:20 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Bahney: When it comes to worse, I'll just put them in storage...
  Woman: you can't put your children in storage
  Bahney: Hypothetically!
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• 6/6/2009 3:24 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Bahney: how is a 5 by 10 = 50 sq ft of space?
  I don't think that's how it's judged.
  More or less?
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• 6/6/2009 3:26 PM Poorman wrote:
  "Just give him $50, and tell him to go fuck himself."
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• 6/6/2009 3:27 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Bahney: more or less?
  Woman: no, not more or less. 5 by 10 is approximately 50 sq ft of space.
  Bahney: Let me do the math...
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• 6/6/2009 3:31 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Barney: I got 55!
  Woman: Ok, that's 55sq ft of space. But last time I checked 5 x 10 is 50sq ft though.
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 3:37 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Barney: I don't need a math class from you ma'am, I already took that class in kindergarten.
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• 6/6/2009 3:40 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Wait, wait ma'am, ma'am, ma'am hold on, How the hell is 5 by 10 = 55 ft? I just redid that and that's 52!!
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• 6/6/2009 3:44 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Sir, don't get stuck on the square footage, let's talk about the price!
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• 6/6/2009 3:50 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Barney: I just want to apologize for the way I sounded before. I just did the math again and I apologize, you were right. It came out to 49.3
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• 6/6/2009 3:56 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Barney: I'm doing the math again and it seems like it's all correct.
  Woman: I'm glad that we finally agreed that my math is correct, sir.
  Barny: No, it says again 49.3 I just got the pi symbol!
  Woman: I don't even know what you're doing anymore, sir!!!
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• 6/6/2009 3:59 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Barney: Isn't the pi symbol gonna be a little bit more expensive than like whatevah number you said it equaled to?
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• 6/6/2009 4:04 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Barney: 12-6 ma'am!!!!!
  Woman: 12-6 is 6, sir
  Barney: Oh, OK. That doesn't help me at all!! Not at all...
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 4:05 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Barney: you don't have to raise your voice like you're judge Judy!!
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 4:08 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Woman: you might wanna write the address down
  Barney: What if I don't wanna?
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• 6/6/2009 4:11 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Barney: I just need to tell you I did the math one last time and I got 500
  Woman: You got 500 sq ft now? OK, that's a big storage unit
  Barney: That's what she said...
  Reply to this
• 6/6/2009 4:12 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Woman: Do you want to get a new piece of paper?
  Barney: What if I don't wanna?
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• 6/6/2009 4:19 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Woman: OK, would you like to write the phone number down, sir, or do you want to continue talking in some kind of foreign language?
  Barney: Well, do you speak fluid in French? Because then we could continue this conversation with a lot more detail...
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• 6/6/2009 4:28 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Barney: You gave me the option to speak another language and I said yeah, I'll press 2 for Spanish...
  Woman: Sir?
  Barney: Hola?
  Woman: Hola? Sir?
  Barney: Sí?
  Woman: Would you like to finish your reservation or would you like me to release the call?
  Barney: Dónde está el baño?
  Woman: So you want me to release the call and you will not have a storage unit?
  Barney: NO, no, no, no, no, no!!
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• 6/6/2009 4:32 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Barney: I'm sorry!
  Woman: you're not sorry, let me finish this reservation!
  Barney: how do you know I'm not sorry? I said I was apologizing from the depths of my heart!!!
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• 6/6/2009 4:36 PM Michael M wrote:
  Kristin: Is there gonna be a problem?
  Girl: There might be. Are you gonna give up the dress or do I have to? Because if I have to, it's not gonna be pretty.
  Kristin: Oh really? Well, nothing about you is pretty!
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• 6/6/2009 4:38 PM Homero Hinojosa wrote:
  Woman: the address. Now, for the 5th time: it is 12345
  Barney: Wo! This is the 3rd time. No need to jump ahead, I know you're not good with numbers, but this is the 3rd time!!
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• 6/6/2009 5:29 PM stephanie wrote:
  "which everone you wanna talk about first is fine with me"
  "which ever works best for you jim,i can help ypu with either situation"
  "ok...so umm pick a number 1 or 2?"
  "umm 2.."
  
  haha yal are so funny im glad i found yal(:
  hahah loveed it it was priceless
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• 6/6/2009 10:49 PM Margaret wrote:
  Shirley Phelps: I just said, you're going down town, clown.
  Jared: Not a chance, poopy pants.
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• 6/6/2009 10:59 PM Rob wrote:
  Vacuum guy: Well just to let you know, there is no sucking scale in the world
  Jared: I have one
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• 6/6/2009 11:23 PM Virna wrote:
  FridayNightCranks ROCKS!!!
  
  "oh my god its giving birth,its not dying its giving birth"
  
  from Playing Games With Xbox Customer Support lol fluffy
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• 6/6/2009 11:50 PM kierstin wrote:
  so pretty i-
  had to eat her.
  Reply to this
• 6/7/2009 12:49 AM SHANNON wrote:
  Omg, my best friends name is _____, i just called him like 4 months ago
  Reply to this
• 6/7/2009 12:50 AM SHANNON wrote:
  don't hate yourself, Ryan, you made yourself this way
  Reply to this
• 6/7/2009 12:52 AM mikey wrote:
  "unce unce unce and its like your gay your gay your very very gay, and its just all smiley faces"
  Reply to this
• 6/7/2009 12:54 AM SHANNON wrote:
  I need this more then Pamala anderson needs her boobs
  Reply to this
• 6/7/2009 12:56 AM SHANNON wrote:
  Does that make me a whore? Are you judging me? DON'T JUDGE ME! ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!
  Reply to this
• 6/7/2009 1:00 AM SHANNON wrote:
  The last hero I had, had roast beef on it.
  Reply to this
• 6/7/2009 1:03 AM Katrina wrote:
  Have you ever pissed a nickle?
  Reply to this
  1. 6/20/2009 12:20 PM Lilly Anne wrote:
     PMSLMFAO That Is To Funny You Should WIN!!
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• 6/7/2009 7:38 AM Meli wrote:
  Jim: She has behavior problems, you have temptations to come over and play fairy-tales and show her whatever's in your secret box of fun!
  
  Haha longest prank ever. I cannot believe that guy did that!!!
  Funny stuff, you guys rock!
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• 6/7/2009 8:21 AM WWEfan wrote:
  Girl:I have like 20 guys hitting on me at once.
  
  Kirsten:Are those guys your dad and his brothers?
  
  Prom Dress Mix Up.
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• 6/7/2009 8:48 AM Chris wrote:
  jared: i`m kicking you out.kristen:why daddy jared:GET OUT
  Reply to this
• 6/7/2009 9:07 AM ccgirlnile wrote:
  oh alright im interested in that kind of stuff. what kind of books do you got?
  
  barney calls drunk prank call
  
  good luck to everyone thats trying!!!
  Reply to this
• 6/7/2009 11:43 AM Courtney wrote:
  A different ship was sinking...if you know what I mean.
  Reply to this
• 6/7/2009 11:55 AM Gerard wrote:
  "it was the titanic but it was not the titanic if tyou get what i am saying"
  
  titanic animal porn.
  Please pick me
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  1. 6/7/2009 12:56 PM Reid Boyce wrote:
     What he actually said was...
     
     "A different ship was sinking, if you know what i mean."
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• 6/7/2009 12:51 PM Reid Boyce wrote:
  From Ghost Hunters Prank Call...
  
  "I got naked and started banging on a drum!"
  
  "Oh Good that's what your supposed to do"
  
  "Really your supposed to get naked and
  bang on a drum?"
  
  "Yes... What tune were you playing?"
  
  "Old MacDonald."
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• 6/7/2009 1:14 PM Kevin! wrote:
  "a different ship was sinking if you know what i mean"
  hahaha
  from the netflix titanic one XD
  
  -kevin
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• 6/7/2009 1:16 PM kevin wrote:
  WHERE ARE MY TIDDYS!!!!!!!!!
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• 6/7/2009 1:31 PM Sarah wrote:
  "Ryan's coming to play Hickle Dickle Moi Moi"
  "Swear on all the strawberry milk in Asia"
  "www.thegrandcharismaticpoliticallyinformedBradonwhoplaysguitar.com"
  "You don't have to bend over backwards for me, I'll bend over for you"
  
  XD
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• 6/7/2009 2:00 PM livi-mae wrote:
  "My stools have been hot pink recently"
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• 6/7/2009 5:32 PM Wes wrote:
  "Oh you don't have to bend over for me, I'll bend over for you" -my computer thinks i'm gay
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• 6/7/2009 5:37 PM Ryan wrote:
  If no one knows when its gonna end why are u telling people its gonna end if no one knows when its gonna end and if nobody knows when its gonna end then technically nobody knows that its gonna end! - Shirley Phelps Gets Pranked
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• 6/7/2009 6:32 PM allyssa emery wrote:
  "72 cauliflower lane"
  haha.
  epiiiiiiiic.
  i love youu
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• 6/7/2009 7:15 PM trenton wrote:
  Hickel dickle moi moi-Longest prank call ever
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• 6/7/2009 8:13 PM Dylan wrote:
  "No Dont Sit On the Wiffile BALL BAT"
  "Oh my gosh"
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• 6/7/2009 9:29 PM Ian wrote:
  Best quote said "you're gonna get mad at me I'm High, I'm in the woods.
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• 6/7/2009 10:58 PM Chad wrote:
  "Totally Walrus Free"
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• 6/7/2009 11:08 PM jesse brekke wrote:
  omg the cat ate the blue liquid off the xbox and the sucking scale lol
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• 6/8/2009 10:00 AM Erich wrote:
  I love the show " I got naked and started banging on a kettle drum... Omg thats exactly what your supposed to do" lol I love it
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• 6/8/2009 11:47 AM Nathanael M. wrote:
  "Her name is Michelle".
  
  hahah, wonderful. That name must be included again.
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• 6/8/2009 11:49 AM Andy wrote:
  "I Googled my Mum"
  
  hahahahah
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• 6/8/2009 12:18 PM Tyler wrote:
  "AUR HUG MMMMMMMM"
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• 6/8/2009 12:43 PM Nicqui wrote:
  "if i give them enough candy, they'll call me daddy"
  and "once i get the bag of candy, im gona go down the block in my van, once i get 6 or 7 kids were gona come party for my birth day" hahah soo funny..
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• 6/8/2009 3:01 PM Joe wrote:
  Another question... 12-6? (other guy) excuse me ciuld you say that a little clearer? (you) 12-6 Cloud
  lol you guys are so funny THANK YOU FNC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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• 6/8/2009 3:07 PM Emily Panone wrote:
  karate studio call
  
  jared: yeah, i really wanted to join... so i'll come in, mhm, i'll sit on the mat, i'll bow down, mhm, cuz i want to learn some karate, that's cool, MHM
  
  but i basically loved that whole call because you talked over the guy the whole time. that was great.
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• 6/8/2009 4:25 PM Tom wrote:
  "Not a chance poopy pants"
  
  Shirly Phelps Prank Call
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• 6/8/2009 8:47 PM Brad wrote:
  "This is like a... message from GOD." -Jared, 'Longest Prank Call Ever'
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• 6/9/2009 12:21 AM PuertoRicoBoy wrote:
  Tiddy Bear: you know what just make it 6 because i dont want to have 5 tiddys...just thats wierd make it 6
  
  LOL thats funny
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• 6/9/2009 1:45 AM stephanie wrote:
  my computer thinks im gay...
  sir how would i fix my gayness
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• 6/9/2009 12:36 PM aaron wrote:
  
  Oh.....I'm pretty sure it's dead.
  -what's your name?
  My name is Jim i named the squirrel ricky but now he's in two seperate parts.
  hahahha nearly puked
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• 6/9/2009 3:15 PM JanetC wrote:
  i remember once upon a time in my childhood there was a bleach named cloud
  -crazy dominos worker from "disgusting Dominos prank call"
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• 6/9/2009 3:24 PM JanetC wrote:
  "molest is only when you get beat with magic"
  
  -(wasnt on youtube but on live show when they called the World of Warcraft compeny about what "getting raped on WoW" ment)
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• 6/9/2009 5:19 PM Hbk399 wrote:
  the Netflix one
  
  "a cartoon dolphin and walrus started doing it"
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• 6/9/2009 6:01 PM Mitch wrote:
  Part 1 of "The Longest Prank call ever"
  My wife left to go fight in a bull ring!
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• 6/9/2009 6:02 PM Brooke wrote:
  girl: i can't hear you my phone broke up
  kristin: oh, oh i see your phone broke up just like you and joey...
  
  i love fnc!
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• 6/9/2009 7:29 PM Zack wrote:
  from "my computer thinks I'm gay"
  
  krisitn: what would obama do?
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• 6/9/2009 8:02 PM Dario Leone wrote:
  "You're almost there mam, your half way there" "What is 12-6 cloud"
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• 6/9/2009 11:53 PM Tyler. wrote:
  "i don't wanna talk anymore.
  I'll call the fucking cops if i have to." xD.
  Mom Has Melt Down. (:
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• 6/10/2009 3:31 AM Scott wrote:
  My favorite comment is from the travel agent prank with the retarded lady
  Lady: They are your children, right?
  Jared:.....Sure, lets go with that.
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• 6/10/2009 11:46 AM Joe wrote:
  "unce unce unce, your gay your gay, your very very gay!" and also "Oh I'm running a very large system if you know what i mean, it has a very big hardrive, with alot of memory storage, and alot of ram!"
  
  lol both from "my computer thinks i'm gay" prank call
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• 6/10/2009 2:46 PM Logan Morton wrote:
  Can i take a bite of your taco
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• 6/10/2009 2:49 PM michael wrote:
  12-6 yes or no?
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• 6/10/2009 4:03 PM Anna wrote:
  Lady:"Just a minute..."
  Jared:"OK,either she's really concerned,or does not care. I'm going to go with does not care."
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• 6/10/2009 4:28 PM jonathan wrote:
  im gona loose but my fave was "only whores work an a saturday" and "quiet down little whore" 1 more jus 1 more that i like is "bastard child"
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• 6/10/2009 4:42 PM jonathan wrote:
  another 1 from me "my clothes are missing"
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• 6/10/2009 5:06 PM Mike wrote:
  Jared: Shes probably spitting on my pizza now
  Lady: sir I am not
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• 6/10/2009 5:55 PM Jordan wrote:
  Oh my God, that guy actually thinks he helped somebody.
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• 6/10/2009 6:40 PM Gabriel wrote:
  Bajate Del freaking PLA!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  DirectTv Prank
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• 6/10/2009 8:14 PM Leah wrote:
  They can call me saturday thatd be good
  were not open on saturday only Mon-fri
  how bout sunday at 8?
  WERE NOT OPEN ON THE WEEKENDS BRENDEN
  hahaaha plastic surgery call
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• 6/10/2009 8:25 PM Leah wrote:
  Barney: If I cut my arm on a sprinkler system its gonna tell me how to cure it?
  Guy: Absolutely theres options in there cuz everyones a little different.
  haha barney calls drunk
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• 6/10/2009 8:47 PM Leah wrote:
  Jared: How many miles to the gallon does it get?
  Person: What do you mean miles to the gallon??
  hahahaha sucking scale call
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• 6/10/2009 8:48 PM wwe 29329 wrote:
  prank call gone wrong i got high JAMES
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• 6/10/2009 11:59 PM Bryce wrote:
  The Longest Prank Ever:
  "She went to go fight in the bull ring in Africa so..."
  "Wait, wait, mam, mam hold up, how the hell is five by ten fifty-five feet? I just redid that and that's five-two."
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• 6/11/2009 12:04 AM Bryce wrote:
  The Longest Prank Ever:
  "She went to go fight in the bull ring in Africa so..."
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• 6/11/2009 1:11 AM Alex T. wrote:
  "will give the kids so much candy that they will call me daddy"
  
  best of wishes to all the crew
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• 6/11/2009 4:10 AM wesley t shreiber wrote:
  "untiss untiss untiss you're gay, you're gay, you're vary vary gay"
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• 6/11/2009 11:24 AM Chris H. wrote:
  my computer thinks im gay prank call
  
  "your gay, your gay, your gay, and it keeps getting really annoying right now because the more time i hear it , it makes me believe I'm gay"
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• 6/11/2009 1:22 PM nick wrote:
  im right fuckin here dude your at the wrong 7/11 u gotta be hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha thats so fuckin hilarious that dude was gettin mad as hell hahahaha
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• 6/11/2009 2:25 PM bob wrote:
  air hug hummmmmm
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• 6/11/2009 2:36 PM Ryan S. wrote:
  "MY NUMBER....is in my pants"
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• 6/11/2009 3:31 PM Leah wrote:
  "he is able to break 30 years of experience down in such a way and its so step by step that from right off the back you start learning things that you can use, and you see the results and just keep on going and going and gonig and going"
  "and thats what she said, so"
  "right, right"
  "exactly"
  hahahahaha
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• 6/11/2009 4:00 PM Leah wrote:
  Kristen:are we gonna play hickle dickle moi moi??
  
  jared:Is your last name petifile?
  hahahahaha longest call ever
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• 6/11/2009 4:08 PM Leah wrote:
  swear on all the sliced peaches in america?
  swear on every single gallon of strawberry milk in asia?
  hahahah longest prank ever
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• 6/11/2009 4:11 PM Leah wrote:
  the last hero i had had roast beef on it,
  haahaha longest prank ever
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• 6/11/2009 4:24 PM Devin wrote:
  YOUR NO LONGER GOING TO SAY RAPED YOUR GOING TO SAY WHIPPED CREAM!
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• 6/11/2009 5:48 PM Leah wrote:
  So is gonna punch in the croch?
  do you wanna be punched in the croch?
  i dont i just dont know how this works!
  hahahaa karate studio call
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• 6/11/2009 5:55 PM Leah wrote:
  This is worse than three rubix cubes
  yes i know
  ahahaha karate studio call
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• 6/11/2009 5:58 PM Leah wrote:
  Guy: gimme the number thats engraved on the front of the card
  Jared: 2008
  Guy: Theres more to it
  Jared: No
  hahahahahaha karate studio call
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• 6/11/2009 6:03 PM Leah wrote:
  if the blue man group had a baby and melted it thats what it would look like.
  hahaha xbox call
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• 6/11/2009 6:28 PM Leah wrote:
  ok my kid just pissed on the xbox
  ok im sorry your having a situation.
  jonny keep peeing on the xbox!
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• 6/11/2009 6:52 PM Morgan wrote:
  "My Computer Thinks I'm Gay" call:
  
  -You're Gay! You're Gay! You're Very, Very Goay!-
  
  hahaa...i love you show it always cheers me up =)
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• 6/11/2009 6:55 PM Morgan wrote:
  -You're Gay! You're Gay! You're Very, Very Gay!-from "My Computer Thinks I'm Gay" hahahaha you guys always make me smile!!! =)
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• 6/11/2009 7:04 PM Leah wrote:
  Are you bipolar or anything?
  No i dont like the artic.
  hahaha addicted to tickle me pink call
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• 6/11/2009 7:28 PM Leah wrote:
  kristen: nobody is perfect mam said by the famous miley cyrus and i mean nodbody
  hahaha addicted to tickle me pink
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• 6/11/2009 7:38 PM Leah wrote:
  Jared: are you familiar with the term "let me take a bite out of your taco?"
  stupid mom learns myspace talk
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• 6/11/2009 7:45 PM Leah wrote:
  Jared:Are you fimilar with this one The moose has left the building?
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• 6/11/2009 7:57 PM Leah wrote:
  You ate my enchilada means im going to kill you
  stupid mom learns myspace talk
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• 6/11/2009 8:58 PM alex wrote:
  jared:you promise you wont get mad?
  james' mom:i promise
  jared:i got high
  james' mom:what?!
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• 6/11/2009 9:30 PM Mario wrote:
  "i set the party i got the van and i need the big bag of candy and i think were set here"
  
  Pedo Party
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• 6/11/2009 9:36 PM Dalton wrote:
  Well think about it, if I give them enough candy, they'll call me daddy.
  
  -Pedo wants to party.
  
  Also: (from the same video)
  
  Well, if they're all calling me daddy, you guys aren't gonna know.
  
  and
  
  Is it going to help or raise the price if I'm a registered sex offender.
  
  LOL this video had me and my buddies cracking up. You guys are the best.
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• 6/12/2009 1:41 AM drew wrote:
  mastacawd
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• 6/12/2009 6:36 AM Ryan wrote:
  My favorite is from the slap chop prank call,with the salt.
  
  If i want the salt, smaller yet, can the slap chop make that happen?
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• 6/12/2009 10:21 AM tyler wrote:
  charlie get the wiffle bat outta there get it outta there stop it stop it u dirty boy
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• 6/12/2009 10:23 AM Andy wrote:
  Prank Calling Law Office
  "...And I got some sort of rash on my stomach but I don't know if that's from the accident or not"
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• 6/12/2009 5:05 PM Jake wrote:
  hold your tittys im getting your tiddys!!!
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• 6/12/2009 5:59 PM Jenna wrote:
  "shhh quiet you might piss somebody off"
  
  Loll <3 <3
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• 6/12/2009 6:24 PM e-n wrote:
  "What color was the pet?"
  
  "It's a bear, and it was black, but around its right eye..."
  
  "IT WAS A BEAR???"
  
  "IT WAS A PET BEAR MAAM!"
  
  "ok"
  
  lost pet bear prank lol
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• 6/12/2009 7:14 PM Gary & sheila harmon wrote:
  Yes... I'd like some imformation about the : ass rocket :
  funny as hell prank call to AB ROCKER
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• 6/12/2009 7:43 PM heather wrote:
  sean: so you got a movie that you thought would be titanic but it turned out to be adult-themed instead?
  jared: yes a different ship was sinking if you know what i mean.
  
  from the netflix prank call.
  
  
  lol you guys are awesome! i dont even care if i dont win!
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• 6/12/2009 7:57 PM Morticon wrote:
  "I WANT MY TIDDYS!" said by Kristin
  from the tiddy bear prank call
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• 6/12/2009 8:11 PM Kelly wrote:
  ..... and now my son is dressed like a bear taking advantage of his stuff animals. XD
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• 6/12/2009 8:32 PM Danni wrote:
  " NO THATS NOT HOW YOU USE A POOPER SCOOPER!! "
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• 6/12/2009 8:39 PM Chris donpatch4312 on youtube wrote:
  so buitiful....i had to kill her
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• 6/12/2009 8:41 PM Chris wrote:
  behata dei pla!!
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• 6/12/2009 10:47 PM bluetiger44 wrote:
  ghost hunters
  
  hunh........ what was that
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• 6/12/2009 10:48 PM RJ wrote:
  "BOOM...TIDDDYS!!!
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• 6/12/2009 10:49 PM Amalia wrote:
  ghost hunters:
  
  
  hunh....... was that
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• 6/12/2009 11:00 PM Belinda wrote:
  "i'm trying to be a good parent, as soon as i found out i left"
  
  "If you were a good parent, you wouldn't have left your child here."
  
  "but yea but we we all make mistakes!"
  
  "you do not make a mistake is leaving a 2 yr old child here i have 2 children i would never leave my child at walmart"
  
  "well that's the difference between you n me right now."
  
  
  
  and...
  
  
  
  "what does she have on?"
  
  "clothes."
  
  Best Episode haha walmart lockdown!
  you guys are awesome keep it up!
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• 6/13/2009 12:53 AM Stephen Lowe wrote:
  my baby can read skit,i want my gay baby to read
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• 6/13/2009 1:18 AM courtney wrote:
  hey well i was just wondering how did u guys get this show all started because me and a couple of friends have always tried to make one but they never work.
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• 6/13/2009 1:41 AM Angel wrote:
  "BAAASTARD CHILD! You are a whore, i'd rather be a BAAASTARD child, than a whore, because whores...are gonna get STD's. So, that kinda sucks in the long run, actually you blow, but... I was just calling to let you know." (hang up)
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• 6/13/2009 2:47 AM Happy wrote:
  "dont tell me to shut up or ill kick your ass.... shut up!... why dont you shut up *hang up* lol that was soo funny!
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• 6/13/2009 12:19 PM Leah wrote:
  are they open on the weekends?
  No
  OH MY GOD!!!
  what time are they open on monday?
  uh 9 am to 5 pm
  UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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• 6/13/2009 12:47 PM Leah wrote:
  Jared: It said leave a message after the beep! I dont wanna leave a message after the beep!
  Woman: WILL YOU HOLD ON IM TRANSFERING YOU TO SOMEONE!
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• 6/13/2009 12:56 PM Leah wrote:
  Brendan: Why do my friends do this to me?
  Lady: Ha Ha
  Brendan: Mam this isnt funny!Im locked inside a pod and my friends are laughing at me!So i decided to call you and your laughing at me!
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• 6/13/2009 1:10 PM Leah wrote:
  At first they locked me in a dumpster that was kinda weird
  pods call
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• 6/13/2009 4:21 PM michael visel wrote:
  :Well how good can it suck?
  :what do u mean how good can it suck, w w w what kind of a question is that?
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• 6/13/2009 7:35 PM ManhattenPro wrote:
  That's my zipcode, not my last name.
  Lolz
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• 6/13/2009 8:04 PM Andy wrote:
  12-6 =
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• 6/13/2009 8:05 PM Andy wrote:
  "12-6"(=
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• 6/13/2009 11:24 PM anthony wrote:
  "hey, i,m on the phone can you hear me?"
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• 6/14/2009 12:43 AM Eric Huynh wrote:
  "bruised testicle" from the law office one
  SO FUNNY!
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• 6/14/2009 2:28 AM Olivia wrote:
  "i'll press 2 for spanish'
  "sir?"
  "hola"
  
  OR
  
  "i wrapped the cat in saran wrap first, then i marinated it in fabreeze and i put it in the oven on 325 for a little bit, then i wrapped it in tin foil and poured more fabreeze on top of it.
  "you put your cat in the oven? was the oven on? did you bake your cat in fabreeze?"
  
  [:
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• 6/14/2009 6:57 AM James wrote:
  "On the front it says SOPRETTYI an I turned it around and it says IHADTOEATHER." Haha the first lady like freaked out.
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• 6/14/2009 9:49 AM Serg wrote:
  My fav was the netflex one
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• 6/14/2009 6:40 PM Shawn wrote:
  There was a cartoon Walrus Character talking and then all of the sudden a dolphin came out of nowhere and they started doing it,or "I forgot my baby in a Picnic basket not a shopping basket."
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• 6/14/2009 7:31 PM Chris hart wrote:
  Mine is
  im a party virgin
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• 6/14/2009 8:17 PM Logan Morton wrote:
  jared:30 thats how old i am
  Ryan: Me too!
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• 6/14/2009 8:19 PM Marina wrote:
  lady: you are a bastard child
  jared:you are a whore i would rather be a bastard child than a whore because whores, are gonna get STDs ... so thats gonna suck in the long run actully u blow but ughh...
  CHEATER EXPOSED!
  LOVE MARINAA <3
  PICK ME
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• 6/14/2009 9:32 PM Joel wrote:
  Kristen - "Nobody understands me...I need to find someone who understands me. I know Giggles understands me!"
  Jared - "Giggles understands a dead Jackrabbit!"
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• 6/14/2009 11:27 PM Alex wrote:
  "it says your gay and i really dont know what that means well i know what it means obvously its telling me im gay"
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• 6/15/2009 4:34 AM Olivia wrote:
  not a chance poopy pants.
  
  shirley phelpss call
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• 6/15/2009 5:50 PM Leah wrote:
  I was like chipper and you came and was like chippy
  hahaha shirley phelps call
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• 6/15/2009 5:53 PM Leah wrote:
  "i'm trying to be a good parent, as soon as i found out i left"
  "If you were a good parent, you wouldn't have left your child here."
  "but yea but we we all make mistakes!"
  "you do not make a mistake is leaving a 2 yr old child here i have 2 children i would never leave my child at walmart"
  "well that's the difference between you n me right now."
  hahaha
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• 6/15/2009 5:56 PM Leah wrote:
  Shirley: Stop being such a hater!
  Jared: Im not a hater im a lover.
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• 6/15/2009 6:22 PM Leah wrote:
  Shirley: Your goin down town clown
  Jared: Not a chance poopy pants
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• 6/15/2009 6:23 PM Leah wrote:
  Shirley:Keep your mouth off the bible
  Jared: Why would i put my mouth on the bible?
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• 6/15/2009 7:01 PM Jacob L wrote:
  "Ok so we have the whole store on lock down, and about 15 employees looking for a little kid in a grocery basket..."
  "NOOOOO!!!!! it's a Picnic Basket
  
  
  hahahahahahahaha
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• 6/15/2009 7:38 PM Jacob wrote:
  My son Charlie said "Look dad I can sit on a whiffle bad!"
  I do not want to hear that from a 7 year old!
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• 6/15/2009 8:49 PM Chandler wrote:
  " My clothes are missing " - JAMES OMG!! JAMES JAMES JAMES WHERE ARE U JAMES????????
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• 6/15/2009 11:46 PM Brenden Lyons wrote:
  lady: "thats a really big storage space
  Jared: "thats what she said"
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• 6/16/2009 6:44 AM Raymond mata wrote:
  ┌--------------------------------------┐
  ║____________________________________-+║
  ║ ║
  ║ you are gay! ║
  ║ ║
  └--------------------------------------┘
  
  I think i might be gay!XD
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  1. 6/16/2009 6:46 AM Raymond mata wrote:
     i failed on making a pop up box -.-'
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• 6/16/2009 3:25 PM paige phelan wrote:
  jared: i was beating on a drum naked.
  Girl: thats exactly what your supposed to do!!!.
  
  lol
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• 6/16/2009 3:35 PM Seb wrote:
  Wal-Mart goes on lockdown... HAHA!!!!
  
  "Well thats the difference between me and you. I am trying to get back to be a better parent."
  
  "No. I brought her in a picnic basket."
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• 6/16/2009 5:05 PM hitlabfinders wrote:
  I love your show! I think you are more funnier than "fred"! I have a friend that could use a crank call. I cant believe wal-mart went into lockdown!!!!! I am inspired to what you have done! I wish I could join your team! But I live in chicago! If there is anyway I could collect Ideas and send them to you guys? But you probaley get that alot! Keep on making hilarious videos!
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• 6/16/2009 6:29 PM Leah wrote:
  Girl: Im sorry i didnt hear you my phone broke up
  Kristen: Oh i see your phone broke up like you and joey
  Pissed off girlfriend call
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• 6/16/2009 6:56 PM Tyler Brandon Parker wrote:
  i LOVED THE CARPET HAS BLOOD ON IT WAY TOO FUNNY
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• 6/16/2009 6:59 PM Tyler Brandon Parker wrote:
  yes i just bought a carpet from you guys and i just opened it up and it has this strange red coloring that looks like blood
  
  from the carpet has blood on it
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• 6/16/2009 10:12 PM amy wrote:
  Kristen-BUFFALO WINGS!!!!
  
  longest prank ever
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• 6/17/2009 12:46 AM Curt wrote:
  Walmart employee + "what is you shild wearing?"
  
  You + "cloths" lmao
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• 6/17/2009 12:52 AM Curt wrote:
  Walmart Employee- "what is your child wearing?"
  
  You- "cloths" lmao good work.
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• 6/17/2009 12:19 PM Toby wrote:
  Well, here is my entry. I hope no one has used it before, I looked and didnt see it.
  
  I really like the Ghost Hunters Prank phone call.
  
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  Jared - I bought more chickens, switched up the food. They started dieing but they would die at exactly noon on a Tuesday.And every Tuesday when it hit noon, one of them would die. And i was like, this might be ghost related so what i did was; I got naked and I found a kettle drum; and I was drumming cause I saw this on like the ghost hunters or something.
  
  Ghost Hunter - OMG that is exactly what you are supposed to do. You are supposed to do that.
  
  Jared - I am suppoed to get naked and bang on a drum?
  
  
  Ahhh, I love that video.
  
  
  Great Job FNC I hope you guys the best of luck with your show and your future.
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• 6/17/2009 1:01 PM Jack Russell wrote:
  "So are you ready for the baby?"
  "Yes."
  "Is your girlfriend ready for the baby?"
  "Yes, but i don't know about her husband."
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• 6/17/2009 3:59 PM Mikala wrote:
  Wal-Mart Employee: What is does she have on?
  Jared (Brandon): Clothes.
  
  This was the Walmart Goes on Lock down prank. ITS HILARIOUS, and one of my personal favorite!
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• 6/17/2009 5:07 PM Kourtnie wrote:
  I'll take the small packages if you know what I mean
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• 6/17/2009 11:23 PM Hunter wrote:
  Ghost Hunter episode
  
  Jared: OH SATAN GIVE ME UR POWER
  Ghost hunter: Yes satan give him your power
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• 6/17/2009 11:47 PM Moon wrote:
  I love obama!
  Girl: What would obama do? he isn't gay.
  I would do obama.
  Girl: Do you wanna be like obama?
  I wanna be black!
  
  Help! My baby is still at walmart!
  Lady: Well i don't see her.
  Well did you look??
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  1. 6/18/2009 7:13 AM livi-mae wrote:
     moon the girls name is kristen fyi...
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• 6/18/2009 9:35 AM Mr.Chad wrote:
  Brittany: What pill???
  Jared: What do you mean?
  Brittany: Well you gave her, eh, you slipped her the pill?
  Jared: It was a cat tranquilizer.
  
  Kristen looked at him like OMG WHAT??
  
  Laughing all day.
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• 6/18/2009 5:54 PM brittny wrote:
  I can't remember word for word this qoute but it's something along the lines of "it's like two girls one cup but with dominoes" hilarious!
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• 6/18/2009 6:49 PM Zain Kerawala wrote:
  I am pretty sure 12 times 5 is 55 not 50 OH WAIT now when i do it again and everything is in order I just see the pi symbol.
  
  something like that ( funny stuff )
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• 6/18/2009 9:00 PM ryan orts wrote:
  walmart worker: what is she wearing
  
  Clothes
  hillarious i love you guys keep going i watch your show evrey week!!
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• 6/18/2009 9:39 PM Tweek wrote:
  "My groin muscles were pulled."
  
  Prank calling law office
  
  Freaking amazing!
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• 6/19/2009 12:56 AM kyle lentzkow wrote:
  my favorite quote is your gay. your gay. your very very gay.
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• 6/19/2009 10:34 AM kayla♥ wrote:
  i luved d 11 that wus my computer thinx im gay
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• 6/19/2009 11:27 AM sumire_hinojosa wrote:
  "IN THE FREAKING WILL IT SAYS JIM GETS TO KEEP FLUFFY"
  
  THAT WAS AWESOME OR THIS ONE
  
  "if the blue men group had a baby and melted it, that's what it would look like."
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• 6/19/2009 12:02 PM jared hooten wrote:
  i liked the pranking the law office joke.at first you sounded serious but you pranked them and got over 1,000,000 votes nice job.
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• 6/19/2009 12:06 PM jessica kizer wrote:
  i have alot of quotes i like but this is one of them ...
  
  "quite down little whore"
  
  hahahaha i love the cheaters exposed one : D
  pick mine!! (please)
  -jessica
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• 6/19/2009 12:43 PM ramiro wrote:
  i've just got done peeing nickles an blood im just waiting for a quater to come out have you ever tried to pee nickles it really pain full lol lol lmfao
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• 6/19/2009 1:18 PM B.J. wrote:
  Jared: Can you also take care of Rufus, he's my pet? It's a baby tiger and he's blind......We went to the zoo and they were going to put him to sleep so we called PETA and next thing I know we adopted him.
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• 6/19/2009 1:44 PM Bunter Holler wrote:
  My favorite would have to be on "Pedo wants to party" where the party staff lady says: "Well can I have your name and nmber?"
  And Jared goes "Well my pedophile number is..."
  Ha! I was laughing so hard on that one.
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• 6/19/2009 2:06 PM Niko wrote:
  "Hello this is Jim."
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• 6/19/2009 2:27 PM Matthew Doyle wrote:
  Kristen: *Boom* "Tiddy!!!!"
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• 6/19/2009 2:37 PM Matthew Doyle wrote:
  7-11 Prank: "Truly, how many times did you go outside?"
  "Five F***ing times!"
  
  
  "Dude, I see you."
  "Wave your hand, I think I see you."
  "HELLOOOOOO! Just yell back"
  "No!"
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• 6/19/2009 2:53 PM ben wrote:
  i slipped her the pill like you guys told me to
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• 6/19/2009 3:29 PM bree wrote:
  A different ship was sinking if you know what i mean. lol that was hilarious
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• 6/19/2009 4:52 PM Aspin wrote:
  "So it was alive, it wasn't like an alive one that was dead" Squirrel In a a Christmas Tree Prank
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• 6/19/2009 5:23 PM Nate wrote:
  “Well, after he wakes up from the anesthesia what we do is we put him in a big, big tub. It’s a very cold tub, and we fill it with ice and bubbles and he takes a bubble bath with the other patients and they discuss why they’re here.”
  “…OK”
  
  Lol, this one was from "Drugs found in Bass" just couldn't stop laughing at how unemotional the Dad was.
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• 6/19/2009 6:11 PM Val wrote:
  "And... that youre a little fat on the right hand side"
  
  "Well, I mean, I use my right hand the most."
  
  -Gay Stripper Prank Call
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• 6/19/2009 7:06 PM Leah wrote:
  i want my tiddies!!!!
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• 6/19/2009 7:13 PM Virna Rodriguez wrote:
  "LET ME TALK TO RYAN OR I'LL THROW A FIT!!!!"
  
  from the longest prank call ever
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• 6/19/2009 7:13 PM Leah wrote:
  your gay your gay your really really gay
  hahahah
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• 6/19/2009 7:14 PM Leah wrote:
  he is trying to take advantage of his stuffed animals
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• 6/19/2009 8:54 PM Eddie wrote:
  You Have been pranked by a live prank call show , FRIDAY NIGHT CRANKS!
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• 6/20/2009 1:14 AM Everett wrote:
  "I'm supposed to get naked and beat on a drum"
  
  "What was that. Leave me alone you ghosts i never did. anything just stop it (screech) What the hell was that.)
  You guys are hysterical
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• 6/20/2009 2:11 AM Arielle wrote:
  "THE VOICES ARE BACK!"
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• 6/20/2009 3:44 AM Andrea Petro wrote:
  i'm going straight to hell guys, straight down to hell
  
  don't pick me
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• 6/20/2009 9:44 PM Katie wrote:
  "HOOOOOOOOOOONEY! "
  "Yeah?"
  "I think i'm gay"
  "WHAT?!"
  "i'm GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
  "No your not"
  "YESSSSSSSSSS i am!"
  "WWOD?"
  "i love obama"
  "Obama isen't gay. dont you wanna be like obama?"
  "Obama is cute."
  "i would do obama"
  "'My computer thinks i'm gay' Virus"
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• 6/22/2009 5:52 AM Kesean wrote:
  he saw his mom was a stripper he saw her occupation and it was a stripper
  
  
  -RADIO STATION CALL Jared called in and got it on the radio
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• 6/22/2009 7:18 AM funnystuff wrote:
  thanks 4 add
  
  matell
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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• 6/23/2009 12:13 AM Landon wrote:
  DONT SAY RAPE YOU ARE NOW SAYING WHIPPED CREAMED
  
  from world of warcraft prank call
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• 6/23/2009 3:49 AM SuqarPiee wrote:
  Video:Screaming Prank Call
  
  "Sir, It is not working. I'm gonna do like a handstand right now 'cause it's not working."
  
  LOL.. tht is one of my favorite videos!
  =]
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• 6/24/2009 3:52 PM Jon Larson wrote:
  "NO!!!!!! HE'S TOOK AWAY MY ACCOUNT!!!" lol w.o.w. prank call
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• 6/26/2009 3:10 PM Brian wrote:
  12-6 cloud
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• 6/26/2009 7:54 PM Ryan wrote:
  "But they'll be calling me daddy" HAHAHA i actually called a local party place and pulled that one. they didnt believe me at first, but i got them eventually!!!!! how do you guys do this, i used a pre paid cell.... I love you guys...
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• 6/27/2009 11:51 PM christian wrote:
  my favorite would hav to be man flips out,when you said im in the bak and it kept on going and all of a sudden he gets really pumped1 and pissed,it was highlarious
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• 6/29/2009 2:33 PM Mason wrote:
  Take a Midol! Get a Pad! And pay attention!!-Cheater Exposed
  
  Greatest Quote of All Time
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• 6/29/2009 2:35 PM Mason wrote:
  I'd rather be a bastard child than a whore...cause whores get STD's!-Cheater Exposed
  
  Classic
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• 6/29/2009 5:05 PM Eddie Barrios wrote:
  "What are you bypoler?!?!".
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• 6/30/2009 3:12 AM Wuz' wrote:
  "So you can magically rape somebody, in game terminology?"
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• 6/30/2009 7:01 PM Andy wrote:
  "Do i have to speak spanish"
  
  Lazer Tag Prankcall
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• 7/2/2009 8:20 PM Dakota wrote:
  "Ok I should beat him with my mind?"
  or my favorite
  "I think ive got a virus in my computer 'AND ITS MAKING ME HORNEY!'"
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• 7/3/2009 1:21 PM Tyger Dolyniuk wrote:
  how old are you. 16. and how old if=s your girfreind? 20. are you okay? yeah. is your girfriend? i think so, but i dont know about her husband
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• 7/3/2009 9:00 PM Kristen haskins wrote:
  "Lets just say she's out of the house".
  from the netflicks call.
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• 7/3/2009 9:35 PM Jason wrote:
  Jared - "I'm not you're son!"
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• 7/3/2009 9:35 PM Karina wrote:
  I wanna win!
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• 7/3/2009 9:35 PM aNONYMOUS wrote:
  "Mam no, Mam no, Mam no, Mam no!"
  
  Medium Wanton soup!
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• 7/3/2009 9:35 PM Austin wrote:
  12-6 cloud
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• 7/3/2009 9:36 PM ryan the lio wrote:
  is this the sausage factory?
  
  love the accent, nice kristen
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• 7/3/2009 9:36 PM Jordan wrote:
  "Mam no, mam no, mam no, mam no!"
  
  Medium Wanton Soup
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• 7/3/2009 9:37 PM ryan the lion wrote:
  Maam' who the hell is this?
  
  (from the sausage facrory call)
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• 7/3/2009 9:38 PM Mick wrote:
  WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE
  Reply to this
• 7/3/2009 9:39 PM anthony durnado wrote:
  THE STRIPPER WAS WAS DEFIANTLY THE BEST YOU KNOW ITS TRUE
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• 7/3/2009 9:40 PM CHELSEAA wrote:
  "all the boys and all the boys, SEEK AMY!"
  Reply to this
• 7/3/2009 9:40 PM Jeremy Wheeler wrote:
  "Right now, you cannot talk.
  Or laugh.
  This is my time to speak."
  Reply to this
• 7/3/2009 9:41 PM tucker wrote:
  Not a chance poopy pants
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• 7/3/2009 9:41 PM chris wrote:
  i just need all boys and all the girls im begging you just seek amy
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• 7/3/2009 9:41 PM Heather wrote:
  "Hickey, Dickey, Moi moi"
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• 7/4/2009 10:00 PM pAiGe wrote:
  my fav has to be-
  disgusting dominos call:
  Jared: Shes probally spitting in my pizza
  lady: No sir I do not do that
  and you and kristin were like all shocked and laughing! lol
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• 7/6/2009 11:16 PM Brianna wrote:
  my favorite wus when he called in drunk and wus screaming to get the book!!!! loved it you guys are the best and i watch you ever friday!! PICK ME
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• 7/8/2009 12:48 PM Greg wrote:
  my clothes are missing
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• 7/9/2009 1:21 AM Ryan wrote:
  12-6...Cloud! just answer it your half way there
  
  From: Disgusting Dominos prank call
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• 7/10/2009 2:02 PM Keenan wrote:
  your being virtually raped but not in real life
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• 7/10/2009 9:51 PM christian wrote:
  "only 0BAMA CAN AFFORD THAT " "0BAMA IS AMAZING"
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• 7/10/2009 9:57 PM christian wrote:
  (TIDDY BEAR PANK CALL) ' U GET MY TIDDYS' 'IM ORDERING EM NOW HUNEY" 'HWO MUCH ARE THEY@?!?!?!?!?" "14.00" "0NLY 0BAMA CAN AFORD THAT" "0BAMA IS AMAZING)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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• 7/11/2009 5:18 PM Carter wrote:
  "Will that make my package bigger?"
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• 7/14/2009 12:34 AM Trevor wrote:
  "You want me to get naked and bang on a drum?"
  From Ghost Hunters Prank Call
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• 7/14/2009 5:02 PM Amanda wrote:
  12-6
  
  haha =) <3 u guys.
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• 7/16/2009 3:21 AM carlos wrote:
  "alright we want you to take your shoe off tie it ,then untie it ,then throw it go!"
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• 7/16/2009 5:30 PM joseph wrote:
  "my clothes are missing"
  
  lolz -Prank Call Gone Wrong-
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• 7/17/2009 8:43 PM Andrew Lee wrote:
  12-6? MAM MAM 12-6? MAM!!! 12-FREEKING 6!
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• 7/17/2009 9:14 PM TAYLOR wrote:
  hey sean guess what i can make this cool dolphine sound bwAAAAAAAAAA
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• 8/4/2009 2:28 PM Austin wrote:
  "The moose has left the building"(were do you live)
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• 8/5/2009 2:20 PM derrick wrote:
  nice pranks how do you think of them
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• 8/7/2009 8:38 PM amanda wrote:
  12-6 cloud. I love how everyone says what? no idea what your saying say it again.
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• 8/9/2009 3:40 PM kenny wrote:
  we actually have a case heer...........we could seriously sue charley223 for like all of his xbox points lol......had no clue that you were talking about an xbox game until the end gj on that vid lol..........from law office prank
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• 8/12/2009 8:18 AM Liam Farrell wrote:
  One of my fav cranks is the comcast prank call. (jared) is it because I'm gay? Oh that's mean. Your getting someone cos you can't Handel me (lady) no it's not because of that (jared crying). Something like that. But it's really funny
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• 8/14/2009 8:07 PM Eric wrote:
  "I Lost The Game"
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• 8/14/2009 8:35 PM Valeria Bermudez wrote:
  My favorite video/quote is the cheater exposed
  "TAKE A MIDOL, GET A PAD, AND PAY ATTENTION"
  and the funniest of all time quote
  "You are a Whore I rather be a bastard child than a whore, because whores... are gonna get STD's so that kinda sucks on the long run actually you can blow" LMAO best quote lol
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• 8/16/2009 12:21 PM Noah wrote:
  From the my Computer thinks im gay prank call:
  
  Im Running a Very Large System if you know what i mean. It has a Very Big Harddrive. With Alot of memory Storage. And alot of Ram!
  
  I Lmao For Like 17 Minutes because of that
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• 8/16/2009 1:04 PM Kat Heartnet wrote:
  My computer thinks im gay prank call
  "dont you wanna be like obama?"
  "i wanna be black!"
  Gets me everytime!
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• 8/21/2009 2:03 PM Megan wrote:
  This is from the Comcast Prank Call:
  
  You: "Do you hear my doggie barking? My doggie says hi."
  
  Comcast lady: "Uh...hi
  But the channels..."
  
  You: "SHE SAYS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!"
  
  
  that always gets me laughing my head off!
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• 8/21/2009 9:47 PM James wrote:
  "My bear's name is Smokey"
  "He has a blue collar with smiley faces on it"
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• 8/21/2009 9:52 PM James wrote:
  Forget the one above I like this one better
  
  " Playboy contains up to date articles on fashion, finance, sports, in depth interviews,terrific fiction and photos of the world's most beautiful women."
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• 8/24/2009 11:34 PM Eddie wrote:
  "Saving Ryan's Privates"
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• 8/30/2009 12:03 PM corrina wrote:
  the squirrel bit my baby angle.
  
  from: SQIRREL IN A CHIRSTMAS TREE PRANK CALL
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• 8/30/2009 12:04 PM corrina wrote:
  the squirrel bit my baby angle.
  
  from: Squirrel IN A CHIRSTMAS TREE PRANK CALL
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• 9/8/2009 5:37 PM JASON wrote:
  MY COMPUTER THINKS IM GAY
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• 9/12/2009 8:41 PM kendall wrote:
  I loved the call to playboy, it was hilarious. What was it, 12 times you got him to say that?
  
  Otherwise, favorite quote? From the babysitter.
  " Hows about I pay you 6 dollars an hour, plus a tranquilizer. "
  " okay. "
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• 9/12/2009 10:08 PM Sido wrote:
  Can i walk around the mat?
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• 9/13/2009 3:04 AM Bill wrote:
  Lolz this has got be my fav call yet.
  
  "yeah just come in, and pay the fee, and then we'l' bless you, and you can walk around the mat."
  
  From the karate studio prank call.
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• 9/26/2009 5:43 PM Chole jk Chloe wrote:
  hmmmmmm........ maybe "whats he addicted to?" "taco bell" "what?" "taco bell thats what i said..."
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• 9/28/2009 5:06 PM Kyle koenig wrote:
  I think it goes like this. "on a scale of one to ten how well does it suck?" sales man says " I'm sorry sir but we don't have a sucking scale." you say"I do"
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• 10/3/2009 12:12 AM Dara wrote:
  RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR FEEL THHE POWER OF SATAN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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• 10/4/2009 7:01 AM Noah wrote:
  P as in Pencil
  from the computer thinks im gay episode
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• 10/5/2009 5:48 PM christian wrote:
  uhhh wow feel th3e power of uhhhh cheese w00t
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• 10/10/2009 8:51 PM Jeremiah wrote:
  I WANT MY TIDDIES!
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• 10/12/2009 11:27 PM Zack Powers wrote:
  Ah its metal im sorry ma'am thats going to be a $150 fine instead.
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• 10/14/2009 5:49 PM anthony wrote:
  Thats What She Said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u guys r the best if i win il give u 1 doler lol
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• 10/23/2009 10:07 PM reid wrote:
  Jared:can i take a bite out of your taco. lol!!
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• 10/25/2009 11:37 PM Zoe wrote:
  PetCo Fail one:
  Jared: Hi, is this Petco?
  Petco Lady who is really ticked off by now: Do you have an armadillo? I can't sell them, so do I have one?
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• 10/31/2009 1:29 PM Joseph J. wrote:
  I loved the one where the mom goes "James"
  "James"
  "James, answer me"
  "James where are you.... James James are you there"
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• 11/9/2009 10:45 PM bluekitty wrote:
  you:you gonna get mad at me
  mom:tell me where you are
  you:mommy i cant you're gonna yell at me
  mom:im not gonna yell at you. i promous.
  you: you promous
  mom:i swear
  you:i got high
  mom:WHAT!!!!
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• 11/23/2009 8:40 PM Ryan wrote:
  Petco Lady:Your Braking up
  Jared:What?
  Petco Lady:Your going in and out
  Jared:That's what She said
  Pick me... I love you... Tonight at 7:00
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• 11/27/2009 8:48 PM Colin wrote:
  Hilarious Telemarketer Prank Call
  
  Jared: Would yor sexy wife like to purchase the package?
  
  Man: *Pause*
  
  Jared: Yes or no?
  
  pick me!
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• 11/29/2009 8:58 AM Bob Achilles wrote:
  The Longest Prank Call Ever (Part three of Five)
  Kristin: "I love you!"
  Ryan: "I love you too Michelle, but you need to give your daddy the card now"
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• 11/29/2009 10:04 PM Austin Salgren wrote:
  Tiddy Bear Prank Call
  
  HOLD YOUR YOUR TIDDIES, I'M BUYING YOUR TIDDIES
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• 11/30/2009 5:01 PM JOhn wrote:
  Kristin: Well how much are they?
  You: they are like 14 something just uh chill.
  Kristin:Only Obama could afford that.
  You: Obama is AMAZING.
  Kristin: starts in on protest.
  You: DONT YOU MAKE FUN OF OBAMA. I AM GETTING YOUR TIDDIES AHHHHHH! im sorry how much were they?
  Kristin: 100 dollars!!!
  You: OBAMA!!!!
  
  funny as hell. Whats funny is, every time my wife starts yelling at me, i scream Obama! just like u did there. She starts laughing and it ends the fight. LOVE it guys keep the laughs coming.
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• 12/11/2009 9:56 PM Nathan wrote:
  DONT YELL AT MY SIR IM NOT A IGLOO!!!!
  
  
  
  Last Friday <<<<>>>>
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• 12/18/2009 11:54 AM Weslet wrote:
  LADY:YOUR GOING IN AND OUT
  JARED:Thats what she said..
  LADY:YOUR GOING IN AND OUT
  JARED:Thats what she said..
  
  
  GIGGITY!!
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• 12/18/2009 10:42 PM PICK ME wrote:
  SCREAM JAREDS NAME
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• 1/1/2010 4:16 PM Canon Ashford wrote:
  Jim/Jared: You see, im just really kind of pissed, because after the accident,i lost all of my points on xbox.
  
  LMFAO
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• 1/8/2010 5:23 PM Taraa wrote:
  "I would do Obama..."
  
  ('':
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• 1/9/2010 10:26 AM Darren Geary wrote:
  Lost In Walmart
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• 1/10/2010 8:37 PM Stephen wrote:
  $500 Hilarious Prank Call. When I say go flush every single toilet in your house.....GO!
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• 1/14/2010 7:38 PM COREY wrote:
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• 1/15/2010 7:00 PM Anne Marie wrote:
  You guys have TONS of great stuff but what made me laugh so hard was: "You must be a whore then. Why is your number in my boyfriend's phone?!" That was hilarious. Love you guys (:
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• 1/15/2010 8:57 PM shantale wrote:
  its "Alyssa joeys boyfriend.....girlfriend Alyssa" that one gets me all the time
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• 1/18/2010 1:12 AM Calvin wrote:
  man,i just got raped.
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• 1/25/2010 6:25 PM Larry wrote:
  where is jared?
  
  that's what she said
  
  FNC rocks
  
  you guys are the best prank callers ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  
  
  12-6 cloud
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• 2/20/2010 9:25 PM IAMGOOMBA wrote:
  My name is Branden Walden, I live on cauliflower lane,
  
  My dish network has p0rn and its driving me insane,
  
  I'm calling this lady and she told me her name,
  
  and CRAP I just lost the game!
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• 3/1/2010 7:02 PM Matt wrote:
  Hickle Dickle Moi Moi
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• 3/9/2010 5:17 AM insemination wrote:
  That information will help me very much. thank you so much!
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• 3/10/2010 9:43 AM Short sale home wrote:
  Thanks for this very useful info you have provided us. I will bookmark this for future reference and refer it to my friends. More power to your blog.
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