LuvChat Has No More Luv for Friday Night Cranks
Hey everyone it's Jared.I usually only write blogs to promote new FNC projects, or too announce something awesome. But recently there has been a lot of rumors floating around, including a recent friend of ours bashing us on his live show. I have kept quiet for a long time about this whole situation, but recently more and more fans started to ask me about these rumors so I shall explain..
A couple months ago we did an interview on LuvChat.com . The old host "Poorman" use to havea big radio show many many years ago and was starting an internet show. FNCquickly became friends with his tech crew. The three of us did several interviewson his show and promoted the hell out of it. When we first did the interview he only had maybe 10 viewers. Then one night on there we brought him over 16,000viewers. I must say that is a huge audience to bring to a tiny show. One week I went on there and did the "Pizza Delivery Guy" prank.
Before I posted thevideo onto Youtube "Poorman" asked me to put a 1 minute promo in thevideo for LuvChat which I gladly did. That video today has over 145,000 plays. So 145,000 people have been exposed to the promo thanks to Me, Joe, and Kristin since we did NOT have to do that..We are just amazing people!
So time goes on and August rolls around, I was moving to South Carolina for college. Rudy the tech person at LuvChat at this time came up with a way to have us stream from two different locations, and make it look like we are in the same room. He said he would be more than happy to help us out for FREE since we helped out LuvChat so much. We all thought that was pretty badass of him and on that note RUDY IS THE MAN! haha.
So the week I move to South Carolina, Rudy and the rest of the tech crew walked out and quit LuvChat.Now that whole issue has nothing to do with us so I will just move on.
So Poorman Calls me up and says "Don't worry about your video we will get it up in a week or two"
So the next 4 weeks we did not have video. While waiting for Poorman to hire new tech people to work our video we decided to look at Rudy's original plan and make some changes so we could do it on our own. Around this time Poorman called me up and told me he wanted to pay us to put FNC Exclusivly on his "LuvChat Network" I told him no since well...he does not have much of a network and all of our fans already know to go to Stickam or our website to see it. But I told him I would do Webcam Games on his network since no other website would let me do it.
So he agreed that HE was going to pay me every week to do games on his network. So I made a website for the games where people can watch, chat and sign up. Once games started he told mehis website went from about 400 hits a day to over 2,500 hits a day. So again I was promoting his site.
After two weeks of doing games he calls me up and tells me to take the video stream and the chat room off of the webcam games website since his sponsor "Extenze" did not like it. So I took it down without any complaints.
A few days later Poorman calls me and tells me he is not going to pay me since I did not promote LuvChat enough. Which was pretty much a punch in the face to me since well...Weall know LuvChat has any viewers thanks to FNC. He then tells me I am not going to get paid for that week or ever do games on his site until I promote LuvFail I mean....LuvChat more.
I mean really dude? I don't promote LuvChat enough? Get your balding head out of your ass. It would be pretty funny to play everyone the voicemails you left me talking shit about Extenze and telling me how much they suck..I'm sure they would LuvChat that very very much.
Now I really don't care about the money he can keep it..Seems like he needs it a bit more than I do considering his website has dropped to just under 200 hits a day since I cut off connection with him.
I kept getting a emails from you guys letting me know he was ranting and talking crap about FNC. So Icalled him up a few times during the show, as well as off cam to see what hisproblem was. And every single time I called him he would act like he did nothing wrong and kept saying he never said anything bad about FNC.
So one night I tuned in randomly and the first thing I hear out of his mouth is "Fuck Jared and Friday Night Cranks. They did nothing for my show and Jared is a dick"
Meanwhile he is the one fucking me over left and right with his bullshit. He told me he was gonna startup his new show and call me to help us out with doing our video. It's been 2 weeks since then and he has not called me.
After all is said and done all Poorman cares about is money. He is not doing this for fun, for whatever fans he has left, or for the people that work for him. He just cares about his paycheck from Extenze. If you look at his numbers I don't know why Extenze is wasting thousand of dollars a week on his failing show. I laughed my ass off the other night. He said he was switching up formats of LuvChat because he was "Tired of talking to No-Named Youtube Celebs withonly 10,000 subscribers"
Now Poorman just to clarify let me look at YOUR Youtube page has a little over 1,000 subcribers,your site gets 100 unique hits a day (on a good day). You keep talking about how you WERE a #1 DJ and you have your own cable show and blah blah. But this is the INTERNET dude. Your not going to get anywhere pissing off everyone you come into contact with. Your format is not going to get thousands of viewers and fans right off the bat.
I told you that man
I told you how to market it on the internet
I told you which Youtube people would make your show interesting
Fuck bro I even TOLD YOUI would personally write comedy segments for your show to make it more interesting.
But on your show a fewdays ago you said "I don't have to listen to Jared he knows nothing about the internet"
Which is why FNC is one of the biggest live comedy shows, one of the most popular comedy channels, and www.FridayNightCranks.com is in the top 100,000 websites in the world.
Really dude get your shit together. If you feel like calling me to somehow "explain this misunderstanding" then go ahead.
But until then good luckwith your FailChat of a show, and you will probably be hearing from TeamThunderCunts sometime soon 
. To be honest I have more respect for the fucking CAOP right now than I do for you and your show.
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I'm first! YES! I hate Poorman.
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Shit dude.. what the fuck crawled up poorman's ass..?
Fuck LuvChat anyway.. FNC is amazing as it is!
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GAH rachel beat me by like 3 seconds for the first comment..
Oh well :/
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i fucking love this;
DOWN WITH LUVCHAT;
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Yeah Jared,he WILL be hearing from team thundercunts very soon.
What a fucking dipshit and a cunt.
He can go to hell.
<3
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the luvchat thing is bullshit read the request i just sent in i have balloon boys dads phone number!
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"Poorman" is stupid..(Obvisualy)
But really he wouldnt have more than half of his viewers if it werent for you, Kristan & Joe! Some people were watching because you were on it. I only knew about it because of you.
I stoped watching from the first day he started talking shit about you and tweeted you about it =P
I'd like to see what happens to him soon
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Fuck Poorman, i used to watch his show every night, like i'm sure a lot of other FNC fans did, but now... tsk tsk poorman. After the MattG incident you should know better than to mess with Jared and Team ThunderCunts.
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yes he will be hearing from team thundercunts
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I can't wait for TTC to fuck with him... I think it'll be fun! Poorman is a dick because i always promoted him in Webcam games.
I never knew anything about LuvChat until you.
Fuck poorman.
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fuck poorman i never herd of luvchat into fnc said something about it and i would watch luvchat into poorman started fucking fnc up and that wrong of him jared promots luvchat a lot and like jared says he only cares about money and only a few times he gave back to his fans with money so i hope luvchat goes down hill and i hope his tv show goes down to
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wow, that guy is a dick. and my ranting about it on his show he is just giving you guys free promotion. that is all i have to say, hope he goes bankrupt...
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Nominated you and the FNC crew!
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GOD!
This is Crazy! Poor man seemed like a nice guy, but I don't dowt that he is a dick! All I have to say is Jared made Luv Chat and if Poor man is going to talk crap about Jared over and over again on his show, then the hell with him. I don't know how he has any fans left if he talks like that because they are all Jared's fans watching the show!!!! Well, when it's all said and done, at the end of the day, FNC IS THE GREATEST SHOW EVER! And Jared is a hell of guy for helping Poor man out. He did not have to do it. But he's a nice guy with a good heart and Poor man should be thanking him rather then being an ass! F Poor man! I have no respect for him and the hell with Luv Chat!
Your Rule Jared
Kevin
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luvchat is a fucking joke
i just went on luvchat..
and went into the chatroom
and cursed out the viewers and poorman
"noah" And " chuckiecheese"
said oh great another JARED POLE SUCKER
and i cursed him out blah blah blah
and they said your only giving us another veiw count...
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WOW!!! fuck poorman! what kind of drug is he on?
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That is BULLSHIT.
FNC is AMAZING.
they need to get the facts and stop feeding everoyne lies.
FNC=FTW
LuvChat=FTL
(:
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CAOP is WAY Better than LuvChat. I have more respect for them than LuvChat. FNC is awesome, and LuvChat is horrible. Jared, keep up with the FABULOUS prank calls. Forget about LuvChat. Let them rot in the dark. Let FNC be the victor. FNC IS AWESOME!!!!!!
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J-rad your the man
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dude poorman thinks he knows the internet but he dont know shit. i tried to help him when rudy left but now he just pisses me off he was sayin shit behind my back talkin shit after i spent the entire month of august tryin to keep that train wreck going just a little further but he is the biggest asshole i have ever met in my ENTIRE LIFE ok he just completely pisses me off now i see why Rudy left exatctly why and jared dont worry hell be talkin shit on u for about three months because he cant get over anything. All he ever talks about is his "hit radio show" that was fucking 20 years ago you will never get another one like that just because the times have changed he isnt 29 anymore hes almost fucking 60 years old for christ sake he will never understand modern entertainment because his time has come and past! POORMAN GET OVER YOUR FUCKING 20 YEAR OLD CAREER!!! ok your bull shit i cant believe i wasted my time on your failblog of a show and i agree with u jared RUDY IS THE MAN!!
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Dude, Poorman is dick, if it wasn't for you Joe and Kristin, LuvChat would have been canceled for lack of viewers!
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Poorman should have never messed Jared and Team Thundercunts!
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jared, can i put peanut butter on you?
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Poorman sucks
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OMG, poorman is such a pdeiphile, thats probably the reason he liked u
GOOD LUCK.
and Poorman needs a new hobby, cause HES NO BETTER THEN FUCKING MATTG124.!!!
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JARED FTW. The whole thing with Poorman is a fucking joke, I mean how the hell did he think he could mess with Jared and get away with it. LuvChat is a huge fail and Poorman is nothing but a CCTW!!!!
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Love is great........
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Wow, I never really cared for his show but now, I think he is the biggest asshole on the internet know!
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Ugly story.
I'll have to ask Poorman about this next time I talk to him.
Keep in mind that he's been under a lot of stress since Rudy and the gang left. Not that it was Rudy's fault (it wasn't), but I think Poorman hasn't been himself lately.
It's too bad... I really liked Luvchat in the summer.
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screw u lying BITCH FailChat would be and IS dead with out friday night cranks. just cause hes under stress doesnt mean he can fricken curse out some of the most amazing people ever. dumbass.
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one man army bitch fuck fnc
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Not to be rude, love the show. I just think, at your age, this is a good thing to have this lesson. We all get fucked over, and it sucks. Point: If someone's nickname is Poorman, it's either ironic (unlikely in internet business), or true. It was a mistake, but you "kids" seem smart, so hopefully next time a snake comes along, this won't happen.
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poorman can go fuck him self im great full that his is of the net the only reason he was kept on for a bit was because of you you where the whole show
TeamThunderCunts FTFW(for the fucking win)
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dude, the site is gone...
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The word Fridays, a plural form of the day of the week Friday , may represent any of the following: Fridays (TV series), a sketch comedy
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Poorman can go to Hell. You guys own them. FNC FTW!!
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I've never heard of Poorman. I've never heard of Lovechat or whatever it's called. Perhaps that speaks for itself.
It's highly obvious to anyone watching FNC that you know your stuff Jared, Kristin and Joe.
You know how to entertain the masses.
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goo friday night cranks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wow..this has the best pranks ever...
I love "the longest prank ever"
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what do you guys think is the best prank here?
I like the "longest prank calll ever"
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